Sex Education experiences at school..

They will need to devote 20 hours a week to it soon, so they can brainwash em with this non gender specific bollix.

I admit that we weren't taught that

There wasn't time anyway, but I'm sure they'll shove some proper lessons aside to fit it in now.

Mind you I went to a normal school not a Boys/Girls School..

You won't be able to say 'normal' in that context soon, seriously.

I remember mine at primary school - a very shoddy video about the birds and the bees. Later that day I was with my mum and we bumped in to my teacher. He asked me if I had told my mum about the video - wanted the ground to swallow me up. I was about 9 or 10 then and looking back it was probably a far more innocent explanation than what kids would receive now.

I remember the sex education lesson we had in primary school.  There was just one ginger kid in my class - Stuart.  During the lunch break our teacher told us to write any questions on a slip of paper and put them in the box.  That way we could ask without being embarrassed.  She then read them out and answered them.  Someone (not me) had written: "My friend has ginger hair. Does this mean he'll have ginger pubes?"  Everyone laughed and I still smile when I think of it.

it was so boring - faded medical diagrams and the teacher was a dragon.

Behind the bike shed with the class ****, a shocking omission from this Fred

Moved to Hull when I was 14, the local girls taught me all I needed to know

Someone (not me) had written: "My friend has ginger hair. Does this mean he'll have ginger pubes?"  Everyone laughed and I still smile when I think of it.



think I'd remember that too!  As it is don't remember mine at all. 

I recall a few things from primary school.

First one was when I was 6 or 7.  We all had to sing in the class to make sure we were suitable for a school production.  I was the only one in the class of 30 who was deemed so bad at singing that I wasn't allowed to take part!

Second one was a series of sprint races to determine who would represent the school.  I was successful but for some reason the teacher wasn't happy with the result so we had to re run the race.  On the re race I stumbled at the start and just failed.

Third one was when I dug a tunnel underneath the school fence and escaped from school.

Recall being hauled in front of the headmaster.  They wondered why I tried to escape!