social protocol of the "flip flop"

I like to make sure they're black if it's a funeral I'm attending.

I applied to go on Dragon's Den a couple of years ago with a sandal I designed for one-legged people.  They turned me down though, saying it would just be a flop.

Opens up the market for a sock with a separate big toe.

If there's violence in Brazil the victims and perpetrators are nearly always wearing flip-flops.  And are called da Silva.

There is speculation that Raoul and Silvestre have ones which are especially designed to fit inside their riding boots but this has never been conclusively proven.

further speculation that the donald wears them whilst tweeting

Which was then Scotched as people realised flip-flops would not fit cloven hooves

Night !

Cloven hooves

Frankly I don't see why anyone would want them!

Someone bought me some "Mules",slippers and keeping them on whilst walking was nigh on impossible.

Flip flops are good, for one thing only, which is for the wet areas at the gym!

It's 'cos you're not used to high heels