Why go abroad ....

Oops should read why go abroad when you've this on your doorstep. Jeezuz wept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeg2-lyk344

To most people aka I'd say you need to get out more but in your case mate best stay home

Oh Lordy, I've spent 17 years of my life living in other countries to get away from that

Was a guy in our club the other day talking about it.
He went there a few years ago to look at a holiday home.
Stumbled across something akin to this.