An embarrassing thing happened to me on the way to Euston

twizzle22

09 Jul 17 11:06

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I was on my way up to Euston to visit my sick brother in law and the underground train was rammed.I spotted a vacant seat further up the carriage and went to sit down.Unfortunately just as i did the train jolted and i ended up sitting flush in the lap of a fellow passenger who happened to be working on his laptop.

I apologised profusely but as i went to get up the train jolted again which caused me to plonk myself back into his lap again.At this point i was going to attempt to make light of the situation by saying something like" you alright honkytonk" but decided against it when he said" why don't you fck off"

I apologised yet again.I looked opposite where i was sitting and there were a group of girls who were literally pi$$ing themselves.I did what i thought best and removed myself from the seat and sloped off further along the carriage and stood for the rest of the journey.If a young girl had been sitting in that seat i think i might have been arrested.

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Report Makybe_Diva • July 9, 2017 11:43 AM BST

Best wishes to your Brother-in-law.

Report akabula • July 9, 2017 9:00 PM BST

At least you had a good story to cheer up your B-I-L.

Report akabula • July 9, 2017 9:05 PM BST

BTW it could have been worse, might have been a guy on the way to a gay-pride march.

Report Hank Hill • July 9, 2017 9:19 PM BST

Was that his mobile in his pocket or was he just pleased to see you?

Report doantwin2easy • July 9, 2017 10:51 PM BST

The old "the train jolted, and i ended up nailed to your crotch" routine only ever works the first time twizzle.

I didn't have you down as greedy.

Report lybertyne • July 10, 2017 12:57 AM BST

I was on a train once and accidentally walked in on a woman using the toilet. I quickly apologised and closed the door. "Can you get the fück out?" she said.

Report twizzle22 • July 10, 2017 3:28 PM BST

doantwineasy

Report scissors • July 11, 2017 8:59 AM BST

Libertine ..
And you replied
"thats a funny name for it , i call it Dick "

Report lybertyne • July 11, 2017 9:37 AM BST

I woke up to a blöwjöb once. Last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open.

Report Slicer • July 11, 2017 12:50 PM BST

One of my friends used to have his hair cut in an exclusive stylists in Mayfair, by a very attractive young lady. He always got flustered being overcome by her beauty. He never returned after replying to her question "The usual sir?" His reply was "Yes please, the usual cut and ****!" Apparently there was half an hour of grim silence on both parts and he never had the guts to return.