20 questions

Had a power cut the other night. Sitting in the dark with the wife we inevitably played 20 questions - I went first.

Her: Are you female?
me: No
Her: Are you alive?
Me: No
Her: Are you a dead male?

next round.
Me: Are you a male?
Her: No
Me: Are you alive?
Her: Well... nobody really knows for certain....
Me: Are you Madelaine McCann?
Her: Errm... yes.

Would have played I spy but neither of us could see anything.