Stupid women and eyebrows.....

Shave them off......... to draw them back on, fcking genius idea.

You can sell owt to women.

Absolutely, you don't see men shaving off their whiskers and pencilling in a moustache.

Hang on - what have I suggested there?

I totally agree.  It looks awful and I despair when I see a lovely young girl with stupid eyebrows.

I also have the same problem of no eyebrows, sort of   I have white eyebrows and most of the year it looks like I do not have any but then comes summer and with my tan  they stand out, hooray

And no, I do not have gray hair.  I still have my natural colour and I have never dyed it.

i have this theory, before you even think about asking a woman out look at her eyebrows. It's a good indicator of how insane they are?? If they cannot deal with their eyebrows in a sensible manner then there is no chance they can deal with our ****.
It used to be complete shave off and black arched pencil? Marlena Dietrich style? How many of them got that right? one out of a hundred.
run away they are nuts.

i find the surprised look a turn on ,when one has been painted on slightly higher than the other.

You see these stupid kids 14ish pouting on selfies and there eyebrows are well and truly messed up, I always think wait till you see yourself in twenty years.

Fake news - 


it's the shape they want - saves money on cosmentic surgery i guess .

Get a grip Lady Faye - there was you, and the other (male) near perfect racing pseudonym. So complimentary. I was almost certain you were man and wife. Don't make me use my magical powers. Think!

End up lookin' like Groucho Marx

what about those chumbers that completely shave their eyebrows off?

total weird, no eyebrows.