The sooner Channel 4 is closed down the better

Watched 10 mins last week.It was 10 minutes of pure unadulterated "lets embrace diversity".No thanks Channel 4.

I'm with you good Dr! It's Tiffin time, aaahhh lovely.

Hope you enjoy your tiffin. My tiffin is slightly delayed today due to my being a philanthropist and helping a neighbour. At least today it's more of the philanthro and less of the pist!

Your philanthroness knows no bounds.

It does because I don't like vegetables. So my philanthropy stops at helping out the Religion of Peas!

Very wise, I'm giving garrots a wide berth at the moment.

Advisable. Never know if an aspara will grass on you!

That's Shallot!.

Hope you enjoy your tiffin. My tiffin is slightly delayed today due to my being a philanthropist and helping a neighbour. At least today it's more of the philanthro and less of the pist!Did she have some stamps to swap?

No- she was a numismatist. Only started mismatism last week!

No but I think her boyfriend Phil lately might have.

Only started mismatism last week! I was told that could make me blind!

Make an appointment with Specsavers-QUICK!

Too late,

Laterzzz guys.

Harry Va Derci

itz peeple like use that iz bringin this contree 2 its kneesuse doughnut take anifink serious ani moor