Richard Hammond in crash

Seems to crash for a living.

What is it about Hamsters and their need for speed and reckless tweaking of the nose of danger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuMdLm0ccU

you only get so many warnings? even the greatest drivers got caught by the invincible bug.

I know what most people out there are thinking, why is it never Jeremy

Because he notoriously can't drive, and his 'speed' shots are done by a plump balding body double.

Ok, I'll say what everyone is thinking but nobody has mentioned...

attention seeking cretin

No need to be so hard on yourself Platini.

Self indulgent, smug little prick. What a waste of the emergency services time.

Little tw at run out of talent !

Can't wait for the book about the incident to come out and pray that it doesn't affect his schedule of personal appearances too much.