Is it too Early too Laugh at the Tories and Theresa May ?

May - yes. Tories - no.

These Exit Polls Are Good   I would be Zipping it Shaven

The good ship Boris ploughs through the wreckage. Jump aboard!

Just put several 100s on a Con majority.  Either Green Mark vodka is a communist plot to disrupt western civilization, or I'm a drunk. Close call - but if there's no excitement, what is there?

dunlaying must have dun his bank

Corbyn must have a Cheshire grin smile on his face, good on him, given the sheer amount of smear nonsense he's had to put up with from the main stream right wing press

posted her some shredded wheat

posted her some shredded wheat

Oh yes.

Look - this is brexit all over again - the outsiders didn't know (socialist/immigrant) cities (London) declare first and the rural constituencies last.  So no overall majority odds on - but really? Crap - I'm going to shovel it in for Con maj.  Burn baby burn!

If you have the nerve you can make a fortune.  2.6 for a Con majority?

2.7

Even better! More ...

Horse won't go in the stalls

2.84 wtf

Hey, I remember 16 for brexit on the night. Outside traders don't appreciate the order of declaration with constituencies.

They are pressing money into your arms - are you going to refuse?

Be contrarian - pluck the 2.

Even greater profits!

bodil you'll be pushing needles into yours very soon if not careful ... remember the Gods are watching you and don't seem overly impressed

Last stand? Nuts!

I say, I pray, see you in heaven one day.

Buy guns, buy more guns. Dig bunkers, dig more bunkers. Liquidise your assets, go to Vegas - see you there!

Might end up with a small majority thanks to Scotland.

I woke up to a Recording Of Jezza saying he was PM at what point did he think he was PM ?

Oh crap.

Never forget it's all this idiot's fault.

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strong for exit

All blown up in their face again
hahahaha

So

As it turns out, it wasn't too early

and

it's never too late either

To be fair Theresa May did warn us about a coalition of chaos propped up by terrorist sympathisers. She just didn't say she would be leading it.

Theresa May didn't try an inch in the election campaign.
If she was a jockey she would be before the stewards for easing up in the last furlong.

haha tory terrorists ****

she wasn't elected before as PM, now she has been.
Let her fulfill her Brexit promise now.