My wife just saw the local butcher in Tescos...........

Baa-ber

three sheep, too cheap.

My wife loves butchers. She's like a different woman when we go in a butcher shop. Actually she goes from woman to giggly girl. The more over the top cheesey the butcher is the more she loves it. I stand there and wonder if I'm in a Carry On movie. I think if I put the hard word on her immediately upon exiting the butcher shop I'd be half a chance. I've said to her 'what was that all about?' and she replied 'my Dad was a butcher.' WTF?

used to the smell of blood
cant trust em

women and butchers

Butchers are renowned as dirty feckers.

http://viz.co.uk/letterbocks-mince/

Improperly stored raw meat among violations found at Trump's Mar-a-Lago

Obviously a butcher with no finesse. A wham bam thank you lamb merchant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp5r9qwqpPc&list=PLglY9piuapQa0GJrGF55_0BW_N...

Our local butcher is top notch and an award winner.  Mind you, Mrs Barn bought a half-price half-leg of English lamb in Tesco for a midweek roast and it was seriously good.  We went back and bought a couple more for the freezer. 1.3kg joints for £6 and will do four nicely.