Women's Joke Race about to start

Was some start. Out of sight within 20 secs.

Woman driver. Only to be expected.

If we have a men's boat race and a women's boat race then surely its only a matter of time before we have a tranny, lesbian, gay, ethnic, disabled boat race?

Aren't  these women very beautiful. I would love to have been there and to have told them so.
and perhaps they would have thrown me into the Thames ?

That's how I spoke, it would show on my red cheeks
and I would stagger out of the dirty Thames , and walk on staring down.
With nothing but the memory to remind me of my wild talk.