Mark Roe.......

I remember Erika Roe.
She was good on the telly.

She'd make more sense than Mark Roe talking about golf.

They was fun days in the rugby..

Mark Roe

Poor Tim..

I was listening to the oik for about 10 mins the other week in the States and i'd forgotten how bad he was (nearly) and he was going on about a known fader of the ball who he insisted was "A baby drawer of the ball" Then they're on the tee and they had that tracker mode on. Right behind the players it was, and there goes our man down the middle, slight fade to edge of the fairway. And the coont still insisted next hold he was a drawer...

The steak conversation was the highlight.

When was that GOT?

Late afternoon, something about either Paul Mcginley or Paul Casey  polishing off a 22oz steak last night. They'd got one called a Tomahawk on the menu at 40oz.

Ah yeah think i heard that. he was with Rich Beam i think. Talking about Beam; what a delight he is and when Sky got him i thought that's the last of Harpo..

I wasn't really watching, just had it on in the background while I did my Spanish lesson online, on what was a pretty weak Saturday afternoon of sport.Must have affected me subliminally as I had a beautiful Aberdeen Angus ribeye for dinner this evening.

I don't watch much golf these days but I remember he got disqualified in a major one year when he was in contention, I can't recall which one it was.

The Open

Royal Sarnie it was at Slips..

Cheers g2d, I would never have got that. I did use to watch and punt a lot on golf as well as play but have become rather indifferent towards the sport in recent years.

Aye, i'm a tad pished that Sky don't cover much totty golf.

Harpo got mixed up with cards between himself and Parnevik.

Wouldn't trust him to put a bet on for me!!

The above should never happen Boxy. And hardly does tbf..

I meant on the horses in a shop

Oh sorry foxy I thought you said 2nd jolly! ....yeah right Mark

Don't think the twot has ever seen a bookies

Just as well he'd just mix the slips up

Malt kicking in!

Go for it have one for me, I've taken the pledge, well for the moment anyway, I'm offski GN

Well keep to it Boxy. Goodnight mucker..

Mr Mod; can you please tell me why "A screaming 1 iron over his napper" has been deleted?

Are ye averse to napper? Is it a swear word in America? Is screaming banned? Are you a lady golfer? Do you think a 1 iron is for ironing clothes and may have been hot?

' Hey Bill ! There's a girl there with your bum on her chest !'

I met Erica Roe the year after her little show at Twickers.

She was good on "The Island" with Bear Gryls.

He's just said on Sky that Lee Westwood should take heart from Sergios Masters win.

Time for the white coats before the daft twot suggests Liverpool winning the league before the next millenium...