Why do most Labour politicians?

lack of embezzlement ethos - they need to get better bribe agreements off newspapers and billionaires before taking office. retrograde brides is an art. Tony now works for Goldman Sachs.

You don't have to be rich not to look scruffy, an iron and a comb ain't gonna break the bank.

Boris of course always looks impeccable

tea cosy hats and running in underpants? who lets him leave the house like that.

Boris is like a Savile Row poster boy compared to most Labour politicians.

Outdated ideology. Outdated clobber.