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guinness2dear
21 Mar 17 22:13
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Those females above 35 need not bother.

TIA
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Report johnn • March 21, 2017 9:15 PM GMT
stones or years old?
Report boxingthefox • March 21, 2017 9:19 PM GMT
Hide your mistress from your wife...... Save her number as “Low battery” that way whenever she rings and your not about, your wife will think ...
Report guinness2dear • March 21, 2017 9:20 PM GMT
Both Mr N.


And preferably no hairy chins with warts hanging out..
Report Capt__F • March 21, 2017 9:21 PM GMT
Dianne Abbott available just sneaks in under both codes

gl
Report Dr Crippen • March 21, 2017 9:22 PM GMT
You told me you were just eighteen, on the telephone.
I thought that you meant eighteen years.
But you meant eighteen stone
Big fat mama
Report guinness2dear • March 21, 2017 9:25 PM GMT
Fark; i haven't got to be married to have a mistress have i?
Report Capt__F • March 21, 2017 9:31 PM GMT
got a decent punter ex military bit of a laddo


tells me he was married to his 1st wife for over 20 years

impressive i say

"mind you, i was away at sea for 18"

true story
Report guinness2dear • March 21, 2017 9:39 PM GMT
Wonder what he did in the other 2 years..
Report Capt__F • March 21, 2017 9:43 PM GMT
most of Portsmouth
Report boxingthefox • March 21, 2017 9:44 PM GMT
Laugh
Report guinness2dear • March 21, 2017 9:47 PM GMT
ooooooo sailor..
Report GoOnThen • March 22, 2017 10:10 AM GMT
Just off to check out the spring tension on mine. Back mid afternoon! Happy
Report guinness2dear • March 22, 2017 1:32 PM GMT
Don't forget the pillows.........
Report Rockinron • March 23, 2017 7:54 AM GMT
If it ..Flies, phucks or floats - better to rent it Laugh
Report nomiskroy • March 23, 2017 3:34 PM GMT
Always wanted a nymphomaniac.

Only ever got it half right.

Just the maniac. Scared
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