What illegal things would you do?

probably just bank robbery and that

I'm assuming that bacon-related crimes are not allowed in this thread.

I wouldn't bother about getting away with it, in given circumstances.

Faced with my life to be close to the end, I would actually take great delight in taking out the one person who, single handedly,
ruined the lives of both my wife and my own, and effectively put me back at least fifteen years.

He would be begging for the final shot, but probably be denied it!

Blimey AP , that's sounds really bad

Assasinate Kim Jong Un.

A-P, it's not healthy to carry that amount of hatred. Let it go for your own sake.

That's a very patronising thing to say.  You don't know anything about the circumstances.  I think I could kill someone and not feel regret, it all depends on the circumstances.

That's true Baron, but carrying hate for years eats you up and affect your health. I've seen it close up. I'm sure AP has good reason to feel such hatred and it sounds as if a terrible event took place so I'm sorry if I've upset anyone, I was only thinking of him.

Gut BHS and keep the pension funds...

F ix the Lottery numbers better than a bank innit

In no particular order...
Mentally torture Tony Bliar - a little bit of waterbaording and the like
Attack pure revenue-raising police camera vans with a sledgehammer
Commit a major fraud against a large bank

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cash a giro and say you lost it

90% must have done this on here old codgers

Sounds like Aunty was conned out of a lot of money.

Na Scanda , Aunty doesnt seem money orientated someone done something bad for this hate

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Sounds like you would have been snuggling into  Vi Spring had it not been for that particular low life AP.

i lifted a lot of bookie pens - they're better than shop bought biros.

I'll supply the ladies

I've worked as a barman. I can provide the lot in five minutes but I'll expect a tip.

I can get you the bananas but not the crate

I'm in. I need one last big job before I move to Spain.

not a criminal , but I would travel at 80mph on the motorway if, for example, i wanted to get somewhere really quickly.

job's off - the euro mob says it breaks safety regulation fp12

I think I could burgle Cristiano Ronaldo and not feel too bad about it.

I think most would start of with small things and once they realised they were getting away with everything would eventually go totally rogue and default to the most basic instincts.

you should always go big first - one job and out.

there was a guy last month in america - lifted a large bucket off
the back of a lorry - full of gold fragment/shavings. from jewellery
district. worth a fortune. - i don't know if they got him.
camera caught him doing it.

they could have hired someone to stay with the van? twits.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/19/nyregion/gold-flake-theft-robbery.html?_r=0

LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT HIM?

WNBC reported in December that Mr. Nivelo had previously been arrested seven times and deported four times.

what sentence will he get for that ?

aint getting no gold back imo

I'd round em up,put em in a field and...well, u know how it goes..