Bruce Forsyth in intenisve care

Was his blood pressure higher or lower than expected?

Crisp!

a 25 year old female nurse gave brucey a bedbath he said nice to see ya to see ya nice

YOU  GET NOTHING FOR A PAIR,NOT IN THIS GAME,mad dog

Was she Irma la douche?

Everybodys NAP on the deathpools

He asked the nurse to give him a twirl.

What's on the board, Miss Ford?

You're not going to like it Brucie, it says do not resuscitate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x6o2LHipBo

best game the cliffhanger great tune

was very keen to get home for the weekend & beat the clock.

I met him once. He shook my hand and said, "Hello, where are you from?"

I said, "Cochise County, Arizona."

He said, "Is that in England?" I didn't get a chance to answer because he'd reached over my head to shake the next kid's hand.

A girl in fishnet tights pulled me past him and gave me a goodie bag of stuff. I don't know what she looked like because I couldn't get my eyes to move above her legs. That was the furthest I'd ever seen above a woman's knees in real life before then. I was about ten or eleven but that was the day I became a man.

question is what age was the kid he blanked you for ?

Mar 3, 2017 -- 7:20PM, Gallivanter wrote:

I met him once. He shook my hand and said, "Hello, where are you from?"I said, "Cochise County, Arizona."He said, "Is that in England?" I didn't get a chance to answer because he'd reached over my head to shake the next kid's hand.A girl in fishnet tights pulled me past him and gave me a goodie bag of stuff. I don't know what she looked like because I couldn't get my eyes to move above her legs. That was the furthest I'd ever seen above a woman's knees in real life before then. I was about ten or eleven but that was the day I became a man.

and where again did Bruce touch you?

MC Roller.


Enjoyed that one.

He should be out soon if he plays his cards right

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Only me who had to check Tarby was still alive?

I remember he was in a bit of a mess as the Police seized his Golfing Videos


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