Today a man in Blackburn fell down a hole which he said was the hole that was created by the E.U. that Nigel Farage had been talking about for so long.Jack Britass who is recovering in hospital said "I was walking back from the Wetherspoons after 10 pints of Britains Gloryhole Bitter and I suddenly felt the pavement give way next second I was 6 foot under."I shouted for help and luckily two English blokes heard my cries and rescued me.I could have been down there for ages had just Foreigners walked by as they wouldn't have understood my cries, I'm lucky to be alive.
The E.U. refused to comment but Lancashire Councillor Albert Hall said "there are 4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire. you have to be careful" Don't you like to hear the Hole subscribe today.
I read the news today, oh boy about a lucky man who made the grade
he blew his mind out in a car he hadn't noticed that the lights had changed
I saw a film today, oh boy the English army had just won the war.
I read the news today, oh boyabout a lucky man who made the grade he blew his mind out in a carhe hadn't noticed that the lights had changedI saw a film today, oh boythe English army had just won the war.