How to avoid punishment - have loads a money and a good lawyer

errrr excuse me - where was security?? The geezer raves on and on stood there with a pistol errrrr??

Sounds like he was the security.

If ye think this wasn't planned by the Ottoman government think again..

A bit of a crossed thread here. 

Yes mobo, the elite look after themselves, euroland is just one large criminal enclave.

I want to join them

There are women selling their dirty knickers on the Internet with far better business sense and judgement than Lagarde.

I thought that bitch was in jail?

Found guilty as hell, but it would seemingly be ungentlemanly and ungallant to send a member of the French/European liberal elite to jail.

Too important to even turn up for the judgement as well you must understand.

Being a member of the European elite means never having to say sorry.

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/19/christine-lagarde-avoids-sentence-despite-guilty-verdict-in-negligence-trial

Ffs.

Remember her being all over the lefty media 'advising' (French for telling) us not to leave the EU...