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Clouseau
13 Dec 16 19:57
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Conservative Man: Either a gassy Spanish Lager that can only be necked by the bottle with a wedge of lime or a bottle of vintage claret paid for on expenses.
Conservative Woman: Chardonnay or Lambrini, depending on who is looking.

Labour Man: Organic nettle flavoured Lager filtered through the unwashed fleece of a hand-reared Swedish sheep, in a straight glass.
Labour Woman: New Zealand Sauvignan Blanc or sparkling water from the Andes filtered through Fidel Castro's sock.

Lib Dem Man: Rioja or Lager Top
Lib Dem Woman: Rioja or Lager Top

UKIP Man: Pint of Real Ale made by British micro-breweries in a pint glass with a handle and dimples at Wetherspoons.
UKIP Woman: Half-Pint of Real Ale made by British micro-breweries in a half-pint glass.
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Report Clouseau • December 13, 2016 7:59 PM GMT
What is your favourite tipple?
Report Burton-Brewers • December 13, 2016 8:02 PM GMT
Marston's Pedigree or Burton Bridge Bitter, but not the sh1t that is virtually out of date being passed off at Wetherspoons thanks.
Report Crisp77 • December 13, 2016 8:04 PM GMT
£8 cocktail. Monster raving looney party.
Report Clouseau • December 13, 2016 8:06 PM GMT
Effin' snobby tw4t turning his nose up at the UKIP supporters staple diet.

Mr feckin' fancy pants gets real Real Ale. Devil
Report Clouseau • December 13, 2016 8:08 PM GMT
Drinks only crisp... yer can't be adding yer usual works to an honest upstanding alkies thread.
Report Crisp77 • December 13, 2016 8:12 PM GMT
So much for democracy
Report chavman • December 13, 2016 9:32 PM GMT
extremist right mad for claret
Report akabula • December 13, 2016 10:07 PM GMT
SNP Man : Whatever wee Nicki tells him to drink
Ditto for the women.
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