Indian call centres

why cant phone companies just ban cold calls

all this technology, they just seem to not care

The Indian "Microsoft" thieving crew are the best. When they ask for me I say "he can't speak now, he's in bed with your Mother/Sister". They go apeshlt and I had one ring me back three times last week to continue calling me names. 

Some dude rang me from Calcutta, I could barely understand a word he was saying. He said his name was Arthur, I said my name was Sanjay, he put the phone down!

saddo and slippy

Just tell them, "I'm soory but you've caught me mid-w4nk; hope you don't mind if I carry on during the call",  and then start grunting randomly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAb8vGSRBoE

Clouseau

brill.

I once called and Indian hotel booking call centre, in Arizona.

They got really shirty when I asked if I could have a reservation.

Telling them you have Just served a Life Sentence for Murder ,Usually brings an abrupt end to the call ..

LOL Closeau

clouseau met samali

i got a call yesterday  from a centre in  New Dehli

i asked for  46 and 23  with  extra Satay sauce

TSB used indian call centres

used to phone up customers UK early sat morn

lasted a month

must of been epic complaints

"Extra Satay Sauce"
I bought a carry out curry a couple of weeks ago and it clearly said it had nuts in it (it was a primary ingredient of the thing!).
They must be paranoid about things now after that court case of a few months ago where someone died, the guy handing it over made strong eye contact and said "you're not allergic to nuts or anything?" before he actually gave it to me

I'm not complaining, I didn't mind, I just thought it funny as I've never had that before. Better they do that than someone who skimmed the menu dies I suppose.
At least I didn't have to show my passport and sign a disclaimer!

Not sure if this will work, jc, I use the luddite forum.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/23/curry-house-owner-convicted-of-manslaughter-of-customer-with-pea/