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Jack Hacksaw
23 Nov 16 12:04
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Table opposite us.  Two women aged about 60, similar height.  One is about 8-9 stone, the other a good 13 stone.

One fills their plate with a reasonable amount, the other gets as much food as possible on the plate and then sticks 3 yorkshire puddings on top.

Guess which is which?
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Report xmoneyx • November 23, 2016 12:06 PM GMT
8 stone has 3 Yorkshire pud

life ain't fair
Report Capt__F • November 23, 2016 12:09 PM GMT
betting blind but wd prob go for the big maid
Report guinness2dear • November 23, 2016 12:10 PM GMT
I would
Report mobo • November 23, 2016 12:11 PM GMT
I would guess it was the yorkshire pudding!!

sorry I couldn't resist it

or the yorkshire pudding if it woz put in front of me

must go - toodle pip!!
Report Crisp77 • November 23, 2016 12:55 PM GMT
Shirley this will be the only meal of the day for these hard up pensioners
Report zorrostrikes • November 23, 2016 1:23 PM GMT
I can't eat meat anymore, it's my kryptonite. I used to eat my weight in it. But i've burnt out the drive relays. Need to get a new part from Japan, they want £3,650. I don't have it on me. If anyone wants to donate the money so I can eat meat again... a phone number is available to skim cash out of your account.
Report xmoneyx • November 23, 2016 1:25 PM GMT
The op used the stats

should of been two yanks
Report cooperman • November 24, 2016 8:35 AM GMT
Did she bring her own plate? Blush
Report xmoneyx • November 24, 2016 10:15 AM GMT
she licked the plate
Report Jack Hacksaw • November 24, 2016 12:18 PM GMT
Well......the big 'un had the massive meal.

She did also comment that the yorkshires were bigger than Aunt Bessies.

I guess she would know.
Report breadnbutter • November 24, 2016 7:08 PM GMT
stopped at a  toby as much as you can eat a few years back just off a busy motorway  ,was full of supersize people with piles of food on there plates ,they were eating like they had never seen food before .One big guy (>20) had a mountain of mash with gravy running off the plate  ,head  in a lowered  position he crouched over the plate  reducing the distance  to no more than  5cm ,and he was using  what looked like a stirring action as he  spooned the sludge into his cakehole.looking around i had never seen the likes before ,put me off eating for the day ,they must have came from miles around .
Report xmoneyx • November 24, 2016 7:33 PM GMT
Excited
Report Jack Hacksaw • November 25, 2016 9:54 AM GMT
bread, that reminds me of a Toby in Stoke.  They did an all you can eat breakfast.  There was a man who was certainly 20+, maybe nearer 30 stone.  He must have had a good 3 inches high of food over his plate.
Report Roquebrune • November 25, 2016 7:01 PM GMT
Greedy fukking pigs!
Report xmoneyx • November 25, 2016 7:08 PM GMT
what about cruises

24/7 food drink
Report SlippyBlue • November 25, 2016 10:30 PM GMT
I spent 3 weeks in a an all inclusive resort in Mexico one year, we arrived on July 4th so obviously there were loads of Americans there. Never in my entire life have I seen such gluttony, the Yanks were literally eating non stop morning, noon and night.
Report xmoneyx • November 25, 2016 10:35 PM GMT
ordered a Chinese takeaway while in America

small/medium/large

ordered small,it was massiveExcited
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