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I've just looked it up crags, not my cup of tea at all.
must have been carols jugs wobbling the board about 
Jordan has gone right down hill. Far too much spray tan as well
Obviously the only reason we watch it is for the crumpet.
So i have compiled a rundown of the form.
1. gogglebox girl - bolt ugly
2. vorderman - way too much plastic surgery - would need 12 pints to even consider it.
3. Ola - skin not great but lovely body.
4. olympic winner - good looking can't fault her.
5. lisa snowdon - great pair of t1ts. looks like a dirtbag. I love her already.
So i have compiled a rundown of the form.
1. gogglebox girl - bolt ugly
2. vorderman - way too much plastic surgery - would need 12 pints to even consider it.
3. Ola - skin not great but lovely body.
4. olympic winner - good looking can't fault her.
5. lisa snowdon - great pair of t1ts. looks like a dirtbag. I love her already.
wot is this jungle thing - I have trained in the jungle - will this help?
I know of the ex footballer, the countdown old bird and the larry lamb dude (sort of) thats it.
One bloke has named him self banjo ff after that bit of skin blokes have attached to their bell ends
One bloke has named him self banjo ff after that bit of skin blokes have attached to their bell ends
who,ll be the 1st person to ask bridge about JT
Elephant in the Room Questions
Bridge - JT - how big a **** is he?
Vorderman - Plastic Surgery - how much, any bits of you unaffected, did you ask for an arse that big?
Snowdon - George Clooney - why did he dump you?
Scarlett - you were ferking massive a few months ago, gastric band?
Bridge - JT - how big a **** is he?
Vorderman - Plastic Surgery - how much, any bits of you unaffected, did you ask for an arse that big?
Snowdon - George Clooney - why did he dump you?
Scarlett - you were ferking massive a few months ago, gastric band?
carol will probably say JT was more HARDCORE than Wayne
See how she looks tonight once when had the Crocodile Dundee gear on
Ola though on another level
See how she looks tonight once when had the Crocodile Dundee gear on
Ola though on another level
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I've seen snippets of the show, Larry Lamb would be my idea of the winner.
My money is on Queen Moffatt. Larry is probably her biggest danger, but early days yet.
It's not on tonight because of the poxy football.
It's not on tonight because of the poxy football.
Scarlet looks like she's being lined up as the winner.
the screamer is doing my swede in, Joel wants to knock him out.
I could cash out for 30% profit already, but convinced that Moffatt will be Queen.
Danny Baker 
Hopefully he will be as good as he is on the radio. But you never know.
Hopefully he will be as good as he is on the radio. But you never know.
That guy from Homes under the Hammer is a real bore. Do any of the others have a clue who he is?
Moffatt will shortly be odds on
Moffatt will shortly be odds on
the show needed a ****, hard to eject anyone apart from the coro manscreamer or a newcomer.
Martin.Surely you can't get to his age without knowing you're an absolute kn0b!
If he wasn't married with kids, you would swear he was gay
Nearly ttt this fred last night.
I thought it was a given that martin worked for bbc. I missed tonights show.
I thought it was a given that martin worked for bbc. I missed tonights show.
I don't really like that Jungle Extra tbh.
Not a presenter between the lot of them, just a load of load mouth screaming
to a degree
Not a presenter between the lot of them, just a load of load mouth screaming
to a degree
The Jungle extra has had a different main presenter for the last few years, though Joe is normally involved as back up, they have a different resident comedian each year as well, some better than others.
think the first time i watched it Russell Kane was the comedian,
& it was a very good show.
i wouldn't say the show is now what it was then
& it was a very good show.
i wouldn't say the show is now what it was then
The Moffatt was 1.9 last night, now 2.6
Money for that Adam Thomas who I'd never heard of before. Think he's the one who's afraid of his own shadow, but some folk must be finding him entertaining. Guess he did well in his trial ans some will be privy to that info.
Money for that Adam Thomas who I'd never heard of before. Think he's the one who's afraid of his own shadow, but some folk must be finding him entertaining. Guess he did well in his trial ans some will be privy to that info.
Nov 20, 2016 -- 3:58PM, crags wrote:
If he wasn't married with kids, you would swear he was gay
Could still be
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/the-one-thing-about-im-a-celeb-you...
Wayne Bridge to go his wife has landed in oz to take him home
He doens't know the way fooking loan shark
2/1
He doens't know the way fooking loan shark
2/1
Wayne Bridge to go his wife has landed in oz to take him home
He doesn't know the way fooking loan shark
2/1
He doesn't know the way fooking loan shark
2/1
she was acting too much
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Incredibly, she's far sexier now than she was over 30 years ago.
yes, very demure when Countdown started, absolutely filthy today
The Moffatt is odds on again, probably will stay that way till she's crowned Queen Of The Jungle.
Don't say you weren't told what a certainty she was... unless she doesn't win of course, then please forget it.
Don't say you weren't told what a certainty she was... unless she doesn't win of course, then please forget it.
Her one danger is that Adam guy, but I think The Moffatt will see him off.
Should get a pickup on the snooker as well. Selby is thrashing Ronnie.
Should get a pickup on the snooker as well. Selby is thrashing Ronnie.
Fair play to adam, he was such a screamer at the start.
cmon Joel, a very likeable chap but it is set up for c4 star.
Even easier for The Moffatt now, thought Adam would be the main danger
I'd never heard of Joel before but, like IS said above, he is a very likeable guy. Good luck to him but its 3/1 against 1/3 and looking very much like a QUEEN of the jungle.
I had never heard of him either. Still dont know who he is.......
I have not googled either, im tempted to go ball deep on the c4 bird, tv creates tv and fans are herd like.
Thanks for that moronic remark, moony. If you're not interested, don't watch it and don't post on a thread about it.
Strange end, talk to 3rd & 2nd more than the winner. Not sure she is enough to make me switch over to itv2.
If I can make money, then I'm interested.
Ya get me, muppet?
Ya get me, muppet?
you'd probably make more setting up a webcam , but have to cover your monthly Iceland delivery somehow , Innit !
Yeah last year was perfect, this year itv2 is very poor, joe is good as a guest reporter and his wife can hardly speak, as much as i like her.
The irish bird and the man with the glossy teeth were good last season.
The irish bird and the man with the glossy teeth were good last season.
They said Joel would be knee deep in something (fanny), he said he didnt want to be knee deep in anything.
Fixed from the start 
might not watch next year jobs for boys/girls
might not watch next year jobs for boys/girls
Cheers, IS.
How was it fixed? The public voted for who they liked the best. Don't think that Scarlett was given any favourable edits, she's just a sweet girl who the public took to their hearts
How was it fixed? The public voted for who they liked the best. Don't think that Scarlett was given any favourable edits, she's just a sweet girl who the public took to their hearts
Plus, you can see the love from the other campmates, who also felt the same about Scarlett.
Next year scarlette does the +1 show
Vicky toast
jimmy 5 bellies fav to win 2017
Vicky toast
jimmy 5 bellies fav to win 2017
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.. and King Selby
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