Is it Spider season ?

There was an "enormous" black spider on my wall Urghhhhhh
So definately YES !

There is noneed for ANYBODY to have any spiders in their property.
Just place freshly dropped conkers ( horse chestnuts) in each of your rooms
In a corner or under furniture
And the spiders head off goodstlye !!
The comkers give off a gas that spiders hate !!
The BEST tip you will ever receive on here !!

Spiders have Never bothered me

put bleach down the plug holes of baths and sinks ,that will keep them away.
did you ever notice that 90% of spiders are found in the bath or sink,they come up the plug holes.

They migrate from the shed to the house at this time of year.

The shed is a good analogy for the EU, splintered, not built for longevity, rotten.
The spiders are economic migrants, opportunists, leave the doors and windows open and they will take advantage.
The house is the UK. Sturdy, built on great foundations, has a well stocked fridge etc....

Oh i forgot

Some spiders make a dash for it up the plug hole ( like the Calais migrants and the Channel Tunnel )