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A man went bezerk in a Sheffield betting shop yesterday afternoon, bullying customers and smashing TV screens.
The man walked into the bookies in Sheffield City Centre at 3.30pm and placed £200 on a horse called Harbour Law running in the 3.45pm at Doncaster at odds of 22/1. The horse won the race and as it crossed the finishing line the man jumped on top of a chair and did a nazi salute. He then barged over to the counter and demanded his money.
A shop worker who has asked not to be named said "His bet paid £4,600 and I had to wait 15 minutes to get the cash out of the safe. While the man was waiting he was throwing pens at customers, scrunching up betting slips and making monkey noises. Eventually I paid him his money and he pulled a £5 note from his winnings, crushed it into a ball and threw it at my head and said "Go and get yourself a drink porky" - he was such a horrible man"
The man continued gambling throughout the afternoon and was repeatedly seen rolling up betting slips and snorting cocaine as bemused customers looked on. Eye witness Dave Nibble said "The man started to lose his money and started getting more and more irate. I saw him lose 1000 in the roulette machine in about 5 minutes. He picked up a chinese customer and threw him out of the shop. The poor bloke landed on top of a moving taxi"
The man placed his last £100 on a dog race and unfortunately his selection was bumped on a corner, finishing the race in last place. The man then punched several TV screens and dived through the main window of the shop before running off down the street.
PC Ken Grobbelaar of South Yorkshire Police said "We are looking for a white man aged between 40-50, approx 5ft in height. He was wearing black leather trousers, a black leather vest and white knee length leather boots. He had a thick gold chain round his neck and spoke with a London accent
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The man walked into the bookies in Sheffield City Centre at 3.30pm and placed £200 on a horse called Harbour Law running in the 3.45pm at Doncaster at odds of 22/1. The horse won the race and as it crossed the finishing line the man jumped on top of a chair and did a nazi salute. He then barged over to the counter and demanded his money.
A shop worker who has asked not to be named said "His bet paid £4,600 and I had to wait 15 minutes to get the cash out of the safe. While the man was waiting he was throwing pens at customers, scrunching up betting slips and making monkey noises. Eventually I paid him his money and he pulled a £5 note from his winnings, crushed it into a ball and threw it at my head and said "Go and get yourself a drink porky" - he was such a horrible man"
The man continued gambling throughout the afternoon and was repeatedly seen rolling up betting slips and snorting cocaine as bemused customers looked on. Eye witness Dave Nibble said "The man started to lose his money and started getting more and more irate. I saw him lose 1000 in the roulette machine in about 5 minutes. He picked up a chinese customer and threw him out of the shop. The poor bloke landed on top of a moving taxi"
The man placed his last £100 on a dog race and unfortunately his selection was bumped on a corner, finishing the race in last place. The man then punched several TV screens and dived through the main window of the shop before running off down the street.
PC Ken Grobbelaar of South Yorkshire Police said "We are looking for a white man aged between 40-50, approx 5ft in height. He was wearing black leather trousers, a black leather vest and white knee length leather boots. He had a thick gold chain round his neck and spoke with a London accent
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Leather in this weather !
That's got to get a tad sticky !
That's got to get a tad sticky !
he blew his beans on the dodgers....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8Y4iFrWk8
5ft in height, 40-50 years old.
It can only be ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I
It can only be ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I
I am surprised the staff did not call the police
Still the manager was probably told he could not call the police until the punter had lost his £4600 back
He sounds some site, I would have thought someone would have known him
Still the manager was probably told he could not call the police until the punter had lost his £4600 back
He sounds some site, I would have thought someone would have known him
staff saw him taking drugs and allowed him to continue betting
hmmmmm......
hmmmmm......
He wouldn't have carried on like that had Purple Aki been there.
He wouldn't have done that in CMAT's shop. Or maybe he did and that's why he had to leave London for Sheffield. 
Remember the Hills shop next to Hen & Chicken boozer dusty? A surreal place at weekends
PC Ken Grobbelaar
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Chief inspector Grobbelaar to you
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Chief inspector Grobbelaar to you
5ft tall and he threw a Chinese customer out of the shop and onto a moving taxi?
Who was he, Precious McKenzie?
We'll have to ask Dave Nibble
Who was he, Precious McKenzie?
We'll have to ask Dave Nibble
If he'd been paid £4,600 (unlikely amount of cash to keep in the shop, unless its a busy machine shop), I'd have thought he wouldn't have been paid in fivers.
crags Joined: 06 May 10
Replies: 8297 14 Sep 16 17:43
Are you guys really taking this seriously?
crags don't believe anything!
did like the Nazi salute celebration - have to remember that one
Replies: 8297 14 Sep 16 17:43
Are you guys really taking this seriously?
crags don't believe anything!
did like the Nazi salute celebration - have to remember that one
crags
Are you guys really taking this seriously?
I'm still looking for the punchline.
Are you guys really taking this seriously?
I'm still looking for the punchline.
Ron, one would have to be insane to believe this is a true story 
White, knee-length, leather boots! 
I'm surprised he never had the carp beaten out of him in the street on the way to the bookies....
I'm surprised he never had the carp beaten out of him in the street on the way to the bookies....
Almost as plausible as the Clinton body double story.
5ft high, wearing black leather, giving the Nazi salute and betting horses 
Sounds like Goebbels or one of the Royal family
Sounds like Goebbels or one of the Royal family
doantwin2easy 14 Sep 16 22:26 Joined: 14 Aug 04 | Topic/replies: 5,832 | Blogger: doantwin2easy's blog
This is no way to talk about terry ramsden
This is no way to talk about terry ramsden
STUDYFORM • September 14, 2016 8:28 PM BST
AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.
that is what I was thinking, unless they were laying back on b/f as King Of Dubai suggested
You don't believe it crags...that is no surprise
you need to take it up on Facebook
I don't know why anybody would make a spoof story of this though?
AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.
that is what I was thinking, unless they were laying back on b/f as King Of Dubai suggested
You don't believe it crags...that is no surprise
you need to take it up on Facebook
I don't know why anybody would make a spoof story of this though?
I believed it all about a 5ft midget, cross dresser, throwing tellies about and beating up Jackie Chan but the bit about someone getting £200 on a horse in a shop was too much to be true
STUDYFORM
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AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.
They would if it was 40s on Betfair as mentioned above. Would be classed as a mug bet mote than likely despite the amount.
My mate, working with me has got 200 and more on Hugh Taylor double figure odds selections at advosed price although they seem to have tightened up.
14 Sep 16 20:28
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AND, No stranger would EVER get £200 on at 22/1.
They would if it was 40s on Betfair as mentioned above. Would be classed as a mug bet mote than likely despite the amount.
My mate, working with me has got 200 and more on Hugh Taylor double figure odds selections at advosed price although they seem to have tightened up.
I know Dave and his wife, Sybil, very well. Lovely couple.
I used to be in the same class as Dave Nibbles son at school Poker - small world
a good steady customer for the bookmaker...
what the bookmaker hates is you leaving with the winnings.
so who's complaining?
what the bookmaker hates is you leaving with the winnings.
so who's complaining?
Shanelee
I vaguely recall a bookies on the corner with bu stop outside from memory but I've only ever been in a bookies around three times in my life.
I recall you the hen and chickens very well though I was a regular there and the Norfolk arms to a lesser extent around 20 years ago.
Criminals and judges got drunk side by side
I vaguely recall a bookies on the corner with bu stop outside from memory but I've only ever been in a bookies around three times in my life.
I recall you the hen and chickens very well though I was a regular there and the Norfolk arms to a lesser extent around 20 years ago.
Criminals and judges got drunk side by side
they don't like you leaving through the main front window zorro
should of handcuffed him when he started throwing pens
I thought he sounded like a nice bloke,
You can't beat a bit of banter in betting shops surely?
You can't beat a bit of banter in betting shops surely?
Oh, throwing PENS! I thought it said, well never mind ...
hook line and sinker
a nice catch and its only wedneday/thursday
a nice catch and its only wedneday/thursday
Another story from the same source :-
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES
A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.
Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.
On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog"
The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick.
Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"
The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service.
WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES
A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.
Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.
On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog"
The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick.
Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"
The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service.
http://a1.ro/news/inedit/a-primit-interdictie-pe-viata-de-la-ratb-parturile-...
Surely this is a made up story.
A white man with a London accent?
A white man with a London accent?
The London yoof speak with a strange accent now.
The 2nd story is even more stupid than the 1st.
I'm guessing it's written by an 18 year old viz reader.
I'm guessing it's written by an 18 year old viz reader.
Both the type of tales newspaper editors think are really funny for an April fools Day prank on their readers.
Jeremey Beadle in print.
Jeremey Beadle in print.
Still can't believe that some people fell for this... and not just by glancing at it, but hours after it was posted and taking into account the replies, they still thought it was true... now we know how Brexit triumphed 
The country is booming since Brexit crags.
You should be thanking us as you've never had it so good.
You should be thanking us as you've never had it so good.
long term may not be so good.
But I do hope that by some fluke GB will survive and thrive
But I do hope that by some fluke GB will survive and thrive
Our very own "landan cant" must know this man .....were the knee length white boots fury ?
its all falling into place imo ,open and shut case
its all falling into place imo ,open and shut case
a few righties on here could easily match the description mehtally
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