Sent down - Who would you NOT want as a cellmate ?

One Percenter

Keith Vaz

I think Charles Salvador formerly known as Charles Bronson would be first choice for many.

**** cat compared to Maudsley !!!!

What the hell is wrong with p ussy ?

Would love to shout that into a megaphone at a gay pride march hahahaha

Crabs and his likkle pincer

The guy I was in with last time.

I was working in Wakefield prison soon after they had a purpose built cell installed for Maudsley . The officers working there genuinely feared the guy !

he must be the only prisoner anywhere in the world with an 'inside'/'outside' murder ratio of 3 to 1 .....

the suspend monkey

Vern Schillinger

Mandingo.

Looks a soft lad.

Ben Dover

Diane **** Abbott.

I was thinking along the lines of Bigmart until I googled Maudsley

a lefty because they would rob your cell when you were sewing mailbags, obviously they would be on disability so wouldn't have to work.

I few years ago I got done for drunk and disorderly and was banged up for the night. Found out the next morning they were holding Sidney Cooke in a couple of cells from me while he was in transfer.

Unless ye were 8 at the time ye were ok

a talker - silence is golden.