the three worst people to join you for dinner

Graham Young , Mary Ann Cotton , Dr Crippen .

Lenny Henry. Graham Norton. Ainsley Harriott.

Dr Crippen - I hope you weren't offended by my previous post . I was referring to another Dr Crippen , who you may or may not have heard of

............... or possibly related to ?

Crabs and his 2 pincers.

No offence taken Reynard.

I merely wondered why you passed over a serious contender like John Christie for your list?

John Christie was innocent . It was Timothy Evans whot dun it !

Bliar, Prince Charles, and Kim Jong Un.

stephen fry
eddie izzard
anna soubery

Hillary Clinton, Tony Blair, satan.

This trio would run my previous three pretty close.

Sadiq Khan,  Alan Carr, Benjamin Zephaniah

I actually like Benjamin Zephaniah - I think he talks a lot of sense , but maybe thats just relative cos I spend the majority of my day surrounded by imbeciles !

Sep 12, 2016 -- 2:36PM, trilby22 wrote:

Hillary Clinton, Tony Blair, satan.

as Bliar has already been declared, I'll swap him for George Bush the second.

Nick Faldo, Barack Obama, Barry Scott ( Cillit Bang Ad )

Nick Faldo good call!

What a boring cooooooooooooooont he is!

It;s Dildo (as his fellow pros called him)

Colin Montgomery on the reserve list ... along with andy Murraymints

Garth Crooks
Gerry McCann
One Percenter

Simon Cowell , Lady Colin Campbell , Johnathan Woss

1 sir michael stoute
2 archbishop of canterbury Justin Welby
3 amanda holden

Anjem Chordary
Lilly Allen
Owen Jones

Bob Geldof a shocking omission

Why did you omit him then Ron ?

it was an afterthought, he'll have to be reserve,

actually with Choudary in jail he can take his place

I'm sure he would appreciate that , Ron ......... "Good evening , Sir Bob . Please take a place at the table , I'm about to serve hordereves . You realise you're only here cos Choudary has been banged up !"

Simon Cowell, you would rather pull your teeth out with rusty pliers, good shout

I'd rather pull HIS teeth out tbh

In no particular order of repulsiveness
Nicola Sturgeon
Diane Abbott
Jimmy Saville

Eddie Izzard, Nicki Sturgeon and Eddie Reader.
Reserves;
George Galloway, Alex Salmond and Sharon Osbourne.

Richard Branson
David Starkey
George Osbourne

Chairman May
Alexander "Boris" Johnson
Clinton

Speaking of Clinton, watch the two security men walk up to the pillar she was sitting on before being hauled into the van. They both "casually" touch the pillar. Wonder why? To see if it's damp?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfhCN1jwV-4

Reserves
Micheal Gove
Philip Green
Mike Ashley

carol vorderman
gazza
trump

Mesmugmes JC1326 and Johnny Mustang

Thatcher, Trump, and whichever cretin reported my previous post on this thread.

the worst would be any three socialists. With it being something for nothing they would scoff everything they could force down them, then fill their bags up to take to their pals in Calais, and finally they would then complain to the press it wasn't halal or a veggie option.

Nicola Sturgeon
Ken Livingstone
Ellie Goulding

I realise that last one is a bit from left field but whenever I see or hear the caterwauling bint I go into meltdown. And I don't really know why.

1) Morrissey
2) Christiano Ronaldo
3) Purple Aki

Timmy Mallet and Michael McIntyre shocking omissions IMO.

Band Night = Geldof, Bono, Macca

Comedy Night =  Millington, McIntyre, Miranda

Friends of Dorothy Night = Norton, Carr, Michael

Kay Burley, Nick Knowles, Shami Chuckabuttie.

Both Clintons. Obama.

Russell Brand
Bob Geldof
Sharon Osborne

What a hideous combination.

Konishiki Yasokichi
Cyril Smith
William Perry

I wouldn't want to pay the bill for these three.