***Abi Monroe alert***

this is the important news

did the '8 bint acca' come in g2d?

Nah, Pironkiva let me down yesterday. THEY worked a flanker on me; they were due on court 14 (Peckham) and i was pleased with that cos Bencic has always wanted to play Centre Court and moaned like feck last year when she never got a sniff. Plus the fact she's been injured and not played much. Normally she would be 1/3 to win that match and was 5/4. Soooooooooooo, what does THEY do? They only goes and puts it on Centre at 8:00 last night cos of the píssin rain and she played like Fed and Jock rolled into one...

Having said all that (sorry) Pironkiva got me one up a few weeks ago so she owes me nowt.

bad luck

i have added the term 8 bint acca to my betting lexicon

the nips are looking fine, feck the political sh1t for a while

Body an a half (not that i'd know about these things) an absolute stormer, and filthier than she looks.

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Ta

There was some good prices in the 8 bint acca, i even put a brit in @ 6/4 (god forgive me) Tara Moore..

ARRRGGGHHHHHHH

In fact......


ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

There's only one Abi Monroe and it isn't the bimbo you're drooling over.

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ARGGGGHHHHHHHH

What was the odds g2d? Gutted for ye.

This was the 8

Alize Cornet @  8/11
Annika Beck @  15/8
Daria Gavrilova @  2/9
Dominika Cibulkova @  4/9
Kiki Bertens @  11/8
Tara Moore @  6/4
Tsvetana Pironkova @  10/11 - ARRGGGHHHHH
Yulia Putintseva @  1/6

About 112/1

I'm still in shock at Bencic today

Some good prices there too for tennis accy. Bad bad luck mate.

ffs 112/1 I'd rather get beat by three or four. Must have done you for the BIG one. You have got to forget it mate or it will effect your judgment rest of tournament.

Ta

Nah, Pironkiva let me down yesterday. THEY worked a flanker on me; they were due on court 14 (Peckham) and i was pleased with that cos Bencic has always wanted to play Centre Court and moaned like feck last year when she never got a sniff. Plus the fact she's been injured and not played much. Normally she would be 1/3 to win that match and was 5/4. Soooooooooooo, what does THEY do? They only goes and puts it on Centre at 8:00 last night cos of the píssin rain and she played like Fed and Jock rolled into one

This is what got me. Every reason i had for backing against Bencic happened TODAY. She got beat by a 'nomark' at summat like 1/8. If Pironkiva had played her today.... And yes i know if me aunt had a wanger etc etc..

Doesn't help as it was the last one and i had waited over 24 hours..

It's a gut wrenching feeling mate. Only fellow gamblers would understand.

Aye, and as such ye know it's not the dosh, it's that fate kicks ye in the bawbag and rogers yer brown eye sometimes..

EXACTLY. The thought of Lady Luck kicking ye in the stains.