Things NOT to buy on ebay

Choc ices

a boat.

a life jacket.

majority of stuff from China seems cr@p

I've always doubted the authenticity of celebrities used underwear. I stopped buying them recently. No way should postage be 9.99 for Keira Knightleys bra.

wife's

plutonium

At a recent visit to the quacks ...she told me I shouldn't be buying Viagra/Kamagra off the Web (EBay).
So I said well ...write me out a prescrption then !
She initially said NO !
So I said well ...it's your fault then if I get ill buyiing this stuff off EBay.
So she wrote out a prescription ...
Now a funny thing ...the stuff I get off EBay works better than the official stuff from the Chemists..

I've lost count of the amount of shiit i've bought off there......i'd avoid e-cig batteries they would last a few months normally paid top dollar at a high street shop and I'm into years...as the last set i bought were the same brand as the ones I'm using now, they were obviously snide.

90% of the stuff on their is fake....does trading standards not apply to them?

Still ok for a 99p HDMI cable as opposed to paying £6 at Dixons or something.

China battery no doubt with fake brand ?

Its all imported chinese sh1te

Maybe get a screw driver or cellotape or some sh1t but electricals

I used to sell snides on it when i was younger so i know all about it , all ended with a ban got more kept getting banned but lacoste polos 100 for like £250 form china get £15-£20 a pop going back 10 year or so this is.

Actually good quality no neg feedback really but competition was rife back then , competitors grassing you up and the ebay would ask for incoices and you couldn't whip out chinese gifts as proof

It was one of those "genuine" fakes...all the markings looked ok and convincing...probably a non-recharge Duracell battery inside or somot

light bulbs - exploded everywhere .

in fact don't buy anything than can explode on e bay

exploding lightbulbs did you leave negative feedbacks

The rules are or where you had to have the item to hand and take a real picture but now its all just model pictures and some stuff come from abroad not sure if thats against the rules but it seems , ebay are more interested in businesses now and not your guy making a few ton a week.

They have Argos and all that on it

Chaser , i  should have done  but because 3 bulbs  exploded at various times  i  didn't bother and 6 weeks had past   - but it was obvious they were faulty as no bulb has blown since.

could have been nasty  i guess

Ulrika Johnson's silence

Jun 7, 2016 -- 9:04PM, Coachbuster wrote:

light bulbs - exploded everywhere .in fact don't buy anything than can explode on e bay

Any lightbulbs I buy, no matter where I get them, seem to blow or fuse much quicker than the old-fashioned incandescent ones. They are supposed to be long-life and they cost nearly ten times as much! WTF is that all about?

kangeroo's

it's a racquet Des pond 

Anything from ukebox.fr a supplier of musical instruments. He advertises superb instruments at rock bottom prices but has no shop or stock. "Thibout" by name he is a con man.

Food.

you are right, Coach! I wouldn't mind if they did last longer, but they clearly don't. I know it sounds like an old wives' tale, but I've had old-school bulbs last  for 20 years, before! Maybe longer.