Young British Drunks on Plane

No alchohol should be served on any flights. I know it's unfair on sensible consumers but it's just not worth the risk. In the meantime fine away and lock them up.

My wife and I were on a plane ...Bangkok to London (EVA Air) and a couple of "young dumbs" started to kick off, getting more   
and more Pi ssed, abusive, swearing and insulting some of the passengers.
The thing that got me ...know one was doing anything about it !!! WTF
So I got up ...had a word in their ears - threatend they'd for certain be put on a "No Fly List" and never fly again if they didn't shut up.
Bingo that shut them up !!!
Next thing the the Air Hostesses came and thanked me and gave us a large bottle of champagne.

Is 25 to 28 "young"? I'm prepared to make allowances for borderline 18-year-olds who might not be used to alcohol but these adults have been out of school for the best part of 10 years.

Oh Rockiron!!..you are so rugged!!

shoot anybody who kicks off on a flight..........that should make the tw@ts think twice

my bro was on a easy jet flight an 3 got marched off before takeoff,stealing duty free,an drinking it

I've always said this but if this country had just a dozen men of Rockinron's standing, well we would be free of a lot of the problems that currently irk us.

Well done that man.

transparent policy of profit over safety,100% certain alcohol should be banned on flights,incredible it has happened,

I would love to listen to the debrief when these clowns sober up. They should confiscate their passports and point them in the direction of the migrant route to Calais.

is the punchline ron...

You ended up drinking so much champagne you had to be escorted from the
plane!

I would guess alcohol is responsible for 0% plane fatalities. Still surprised it allowed in this day and age though...and why you would want to get drunk on a plane anyway?

typical southerners couple of shandies and they soil their pants

While getting drunk to the point of rowdiness on a plane seems very silly, given that flying is really fecking boring and somehow slightly stressful at the same time, a couple of glasses of wine is an absolute must imo. If some airlines started banning booze, I'd seriously factor it in when booking flights.

I'd be well up for drinking and non-drinking sections on places though: I sit in the písshead section, you lot sit in the family section, everyone's a winner.

shoot the feckers I say

Well, it's an open forum and I respect your right to your opinion: in this case, that I should be shot.

quite a lot of people don"t like flying at the best of times so the last thing they need is a bunch of tw@ts p@ssed to the eyeballs .......... again I say shoot the feckers

yes, drunk lads having a 'laugh' and shouting 'banter' across the aisles is last thing i need when want to get my head down on a flight

Rockiron is the daddy

I don't advocate shooting the accused. One must think of the decompression if the bullet passes through the afore mentioned..

don't know why they don't have a good old fashioned cattle prod tucked away .

let them get off the plane first ..............then shoot the feckers

Perhaps a sobriety test before boarding?

I farted on long haul flight recently. Silent but very potent. The looks of disgust around me! Could not be traced to me though of course

All the drunk groups on planes ive seen seem bit 'over excited' like its their first time on plane or going abroad.

'hey gazza look look a sick bad ha ha haha ha'

poor lads save up all year for a beano on the cheap drink abroad then spend the last 6 hrs before they get their cheap booze,paying for the dearest drinks in the uk in airport bars and in flight booze,clever boys these lads

6 or 7 pints when you could get stuck in a holding pattern is braindead in itself imo. Nothing wrong with a couple.

It's as much stag do mentality as anything else. Fck knows why these are such big events.

Once on a flight to Spain there was youngish guy acting the hard man because he needed a p1ss just after take off and the seatbelt sign was still on. Came back calling the stewardess all the names under the sun, when 10 minutes previously he was whimpering like a dog at take off.

After a few more drinks he shouted "YES!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ON OUR HOLIDAYS NOW!!!!!!!!" as soon as the plane touched the ground.

Once my mum and dad were going to Spain and the flight was delayed so they got vouchers. This group of young boys asked my dad "can we buy drink with these?" It was about 7am. On the way back my dad asked them if they had a good time. They got kicked out of their hotel after the second night and had to get money wired out - their holiday was all inclusive and they didn't take any money at all with them. They thought literally everything was free.

Flew from Liverpool to Dublin with a Scottish stag party(well they were all wearing kilts although some of them sounded English) and they were warned in the airport bar that if they didn't quiet down they wouldn't be allowed to fly. They were allowed on but the cabin staff were told not to serve alcohol to anybody on the flight which was a ballache as I fancied a quick Jamesons on the way over. They weren't bad lads just to p1ssed to fly imo.

only 1 answer to this kind of problem ...............if p@ssed shoot the feckers

Keep drinking........, ban flying

"don't know why they don't have a good old fashioned cattle prod tucked away"
What a good idea ...ZAp the phuckers  - love it !

They should introduce an addition to the pre-flight safety announcement by saying, "For your comfort and safety we would like to advise passengers that Rockinron is flying with us today so bear that in mind if you are thinking of kicking off..."

why not have kamikaze pilots so if people kick off they can threaten to crash the plane ?

I must have flown over a hundred times and by far the most common nuisance on flights is screaming babies and children.  I know what I would be banning first on flights and it ain't alcohol.

You never disappoint

It is worth asking to what extent the problem is booze rather than just a large group of boorish prats who even if sober may well have been shouting to each other several rows away.

ramruna- that is a fair and valid point and I think your spot on ........no other answer but to shoot the feckers I say