I have won £33 million on lottery

Delighted, but sorry to see you go,

Hold on you could get a lackey to post just shout out from the sundeck of your yacht what you want posted, REEEESSSUUUULLLLT.

great. now make sure you consult MoneyTree on where to invest it.

what a mug - buying a lottery ticket in the first place.

The Nat Lottery have given me £50,000 to tide me over and I will be splashing this cash on the Betfair markets today with no regard for value

Enjoy !

spunk he lot

Do you mean on chebs or on here.

Just off to purchase my first Bugatti Veyron, laters

I would have thought a camouflaged Hummer would be better for a cool cat like you.

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Was the e-mail from a certain Mr Ngozi Nwosu, a nigerian solicitor.

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Just off to purchase my first Bugatti Veyron, laters Wink


With a 50k tide over , you might get the steering wheel

as it turned out all those putting the same numbers on since the looto started couldnt win as 2 no,s were aboce 50 which wernt available at the time

reinvest it on min in first at chelt fest

^^^^^A total shafting of long term customers Camelot are a total shower of ****s

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as it turned out all those putting the same numbers on since the looto started couldnt win as 2 no,s were aboce 50 which wernt available at the time

But they just do 3 lines now more chances

Have to admit i done the health lottery for first time ever last week , was in tesco and there is little cards that said just take to counter and keep same card they do the numbers for you ( lucky dip ) but just bank card style.I read it wrong though said 100,000 i seen it as a million , so wont be doing it again.£1 only and no more

I don't think it'll change you, Leopard.

Not his spots anyhoo..

I have just reread your post again leopard and I wish to point out that I have ALWAYS considered you to be the most erudite and intelligent poster on this forum, I have hung on every word you may have typed and sincerely apologise for any slight suggestion that you may have been an uneducated ignoramus or a crazy d***head,a thousand apologies dear sir !
ps in order to stave off personal bankruptcy after an unholy run of 2nds could you please..............

Delighted for you

Better feeling this time than last time?

Right, I have been errrr......celebrating for 2 weeks and will contact these Camel-twots tomorrow......had my twin brother keeping my presence on the forum.....good job !.....now where did I put that ticket?

Jan 10, 2016 -- 1:22PM, The Leopard wrote:

The Nat Lottery have given me £50,000 to tide me over and I will be splashing this cash on the Betfair markets today with no regard for valueEnjoy !

Would love to do that some days.

As a graphic designer trainee (retired). I know how to fake any piece of paper. All you need is the right paper stock. I suppose you might come across the right paper stock by hard dilligence or by pulping old tickets. but buying a ticket machine or getting someone in a newsagent to slip you blank stock whould be one way round that?
The lottery people surely must have a time index and camera footage to confirm any claim.
i mean one piece of paper worth 33 million. easier to try for that than robbing a bank?
So there's always a way to try it on. need an insider at camelot to give you the details to add to the ticket.
Camelot must be aware of all this. so this is just thought crime.
the crime boss.

Obviously I was embellishing then as I have not yet revealed to Camel-toe that I am the winner.....oooooooo !.....those high class hookers can sure party !

Zorro....that's conspiracy to commit a fraudulent act....do you have a lawyer?

Living in Worcester the most ridiculous part of the supposed scam is that somebody residing in Warndon actually owns a washing machine..

It all seems odd imo ,what we have is a company saying someone in worc (one of their customers) has won 33m but has made a terrible mistake,or who is say the person is deceased or met with some sort of untimely end ?
The fact of the matter is they know exactly when and where the ticket was bought ,they must have been on site petty smart after the draw to obtain video evidence and check the machine or perhaps this was done online ,they know who won ,why dont they just say and put the picture up of the winner and problem solved or is it a diversion ,or some sort of sick publicity stunt ?
perhaps sales have died after the increase in numbers ?
i think the public have a right to know who bought the ticket ,where and when and find out WTF happened to them .
End this nonsense ,something just aint right here imo ,very strange random numbers as well imo .

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/it-wont-be-her-woman-claiming-%C2%A333m...

I have a mate who won 1 million on the lottery he has lost all his mates including me and now he gets angry with the merest mention of the word "lottery"

I have a mate who won around 3 million on the lottery. He was around 49 at the time and has not worked a day since. For the last 20 years, he has been out for a drink 7 days per week and eats for England as well! He's 69 now with a huge gut. His father is still alive at 96!

Took a trip to Camelot to show them my ticket....nice day out !

What about the knight?

I don't need an honour aswell !

I heard you enjoyed receiving a large dong

No , that was you, that was