Social media has alowed such drivel as......

I bought a mortice door latch for £1.99 off Amazon ,and at the checkout there was a button to enable me to share this exciting news with all my social media buddies.As im not on any such websites this wonderful event  has not been broadcast to the world,until now of course.
Nb afore mentioned door latch is working well and i can now get from the kitchen to the hall effortlessly.

This thread is a "game changer" and has probably "won the internet"

Tubular mortice latch £0.79p at screwfix, you wus robbed bruv, innit.

You sound bitter Crisp,not everyone can be the centre of attention

Ron I think he is a greedy bastard, my Nigerian attorney is transferring all the money, (£20 million) to my account with United Nations approval, for only £5000, processing costs.

Btf,i deliberately went for a top of the range door latch.No scimping here.

"The dearest is the cheapest in the long run" as my old gran used to say.

Dec 13, 2015 -- 10:38AM, boxingthefox wrote:

Ron I think he is a greedy bastard, my Nigerian attorney is transferring all the money, (£20 million) to my account with United Nations approval, for only £5000, processing costs.

WWWWRRRRRRONG fred you fecking dope.

#YousoundbitterCrisp,noteveryonecanbethecentreofattention

Shirley