Islam Channel 806

I like ummah  d o t com

My advice is to try Islam Channel.  The voice of the oppressed. You could learn much by listening to this brother.

This lad knows his onions

I prefer channel 906!

is it permissable to look at other men ?

errr naw

The voice of the oppressed? That's a good one.

It's the 'fund raising' I love and the adverts for burial plots.  One could have a field day with just those two.  But at least I know a woman has to wait 4 months and 10 days exactly after her husbands death.
The beauty of islam is it tells you how to live your life to every second and every step.!!

806 is un islamic where as my channel IS

prepare for conflict!!!

The beauty of islam is it tells you how to live your life to every second and every step

It's paraphrased as brainwashing. HTH.

sorry aka  but they have a choice!!!!  I know.

Not having a go a your religion in particular. I think all religion is just brainwashing.
Done at an early age so very dangerous.
Would suggest peep live a life as described in books like the bible but not succumb to the bullsh1t surrounding it.

between apostasy and continuing the faith

if they leave, it can be baseball bats at dawn in bradford

you aint lived until they tell you how you should take a piss

and I redditt in the gruniad!!!

Muslim guy dropped his Blockbuster card so I give it him, he said "thnx don't go City game on Sunday", asked why, he said "it's on Saturday"

Any hot birds with nice eyes dressed in black on display ?

Don't judge a book by its cover.

A heavily bearded Muslim guy got up and offered me his seat today.. tbf I don't think that, according to his religion, he should have been in the gay sauna and neither should I for that matter.

A Muslim dies and finds himself in front of St Peter at the gates of heaven.

"Hey, what's going on here? Where am I?" he asks St Peter."Welcome to the afterlife," St Peter replies."No, no this isn't right. I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed, right away.""Would you like a cappuccino?" asks St Peter.
"No! I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed," replies the Muslim."Well, you can talk to Jesus if you want," says St Peter, and goes off to find him.
"Jesus, I don't understand what's going on here," the Muslim says. "I want to speak to the prophet Mohammed." "Would you like a cappuccino?"
"No, I want to speak to the prophet! Now.""Well, you can talk to God if you like," says Jesus. This appears acceptable to the Muslim and off they go. Jesus lets the Muslim into a big room and leaves him. After a few moments there is a puff of smoke and God appears.
"Yes, what seems to be the problem here?" booms God.The Muslim is very worked up by now. "Look, I don't get what's happened here, I want to talk to the prophet Mohammed!" "Would you like a cappuccino?"
"Okay, okay," says the Muslim, "I'll have a phuckin cappuccino - now will someone please let me speak to the prophet Mohammed!"

"Mohammed, two cappuccinos," says God.

Delivered in precise harsh tones, giving the appearance of total acceptance, in a language that suits its deliverance. Brooking no questions. The Ultimate answer. What's not to like??

What was the Irish guy`s name that was on last week, if you remember him?

.... wasn`t O`Pressive by any chance

Allah is the greatest.

I know (now) that mussie women are not allowed to ride bikes ... quite understandable if you're nuts to ban bike riding  - after all mohammed never rode a bike

But can they have roller boots or in-line skates?

Mad as a box of frogs

stop press,apparently you are not allowed to hit a women and then offer her to your bed wtf

* peaceful religion

err dont use a shredder you have to burn said document or throw it in the river

Decent religion,apparently pregnant women are still compelled to fast ffs wtf !