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This reminds me of the worst Santa ever!
Took my daughter, aged four, to see him after our shop at GT Smiths, many long moons ago.
He was in his Grotto (sorry Grotty) and stank of beer and f@gs.
He had on scruffy "wellies" and looked more like a tramp.
Santa...."Nah then lass...what's thee name"?
Daughter...."Linzy Santa".
Santa...."and where does tha live"?
Daughter..."Burton Salmon Santa"
Santa..."ee a nors Burton Salmon. Go t'pub there...call it t'Plough"!
Disgraceful!!!!
Took my daughter, aged four, to see him after our shop at GT Smiths, many long moons ago.
He was in his Grotto (sorry Grotty) and stank of beer and f@gs.
He had on scruffy "wellies" and looked more like a tramp.
Santa...."Nah then lass...what's thee name"?
Daughter...."Linzy Santa".
Santa...."and where does tha live"?
Daughter..."Burton Salmon Santa"
Santa..."ee a nors Burton Salmon. Go t'pub there...call it t'Plough"!
Disgraceful!!!!
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