I once was an alcoholic ...

How many other members of CC can relate to this?

??? I'm still an alcoholic, so you are ahead of me.

Good lad, BTF!

Not that far ahead, btw ... just my way of winding the muzzy luvvers up

Cheers, just opened a nice bottle of Faustino.

any mussies in it?

No trilby it's Rioja made by those nice Catholic Spaniards.

Nowt wrong with Catholics.  It's the Romans I have issues with.

I was raised a Catholic, but I'm all right now.

I have Thin Lizzy on the radio now ...

As I said, there's nowt wrong wi Catholics, it's the others that give me bother.

Tribly we're all singing that song, (well maybe facts isn't)

Is Facts MIA?

I believe Facts owes us dosh.

Am I wrong?

He and Pandora I believe.

RACISTS

Someone forgot to point out to the cretin that it's dosh NOT daesh.

you caught me mobo.

oh I like that - I am too thick to pick up a daesh/ dosh trick - very clever

don't daesh are that pure that they would turn down dosh for oil though!!!  oooops!!!!

I thank you!!! (Arthur Askey voice)

Think this could be a hit,....Dosh, daesh, dosh, daesh, lets call the whole thing off.

you swine  - I have used the askey quote
I am pressing my red button as I type

use finnish

i woz brung up on that stuff  workers playtime??- then the navy lark and  come on help me  - i forget now - round the horne thats it  ha ahahahah

I am a known plagiarist, at least I thing that's what the judge said.

Think*

The few Premier account holders on here are the only ones who have the red button - you do realise don't you.
These are the ones who get hampers and have privileges at race meetings etc etc

not the race meetings you would attend where you polish your jackboots and armbands

he probably got confused - it may be pediatrician  - these are professionals who measure road distances etc

as in pedo - or foot - or pedalo  etc

I am an expert in these things and will be happy to help you out in your difficulties.

ex being 'has been'

and spert(spurt)  a DRIP under pressure

happy christmas

Phil Lynott tellsw it like it is.

Who gives a gccuk?

**** test

I think when it happens to you or your neighbour - THEN YOU DO - sorry to be so seerie arse.

mobo,....I'm sure you are none of the above, maybe all the above, I've never seen anything like it something else anymore, that's what I wish sometimes, maybe never, who cares, why not, after all you can't call a man a mouse just because he eats cheese you know, I say you can't call a man a mouse because he has a nibble every night.




I'll get me straightjacket

casting aspersions about me because I have french tendencies makes you not only a racist but also a warmonger because you do not believe in the conjunction of our wonderful countries

there is nothing wrong with cheese

I will be down the french market to share information about this disgusting anti eu tirade of yours -  tomorrow - and they will be visiting you.

A battering of brie and camembert will teach you to behave

hang on  Nurse is calling me  I have to go

is this the rocky horroe picture show?

I can't resist, "A battering of brie and camembert will teach you to behave" I will be really cheeses off if that happens,.... I know, I know, I know, I'm taking a 10/15 min break for tiffin as slicer would say.

is it bollow - I've some rock to play

Get out  the Cab.... Janet

Nov 21, 2015 -- 8:55PM, trilby22 wrote:

is this the rocky horroe picture show?

Yes you're with the 'riff raff' speaking for myself alone.

Time for tiffin.

woof

its a time

to tell

to

tell

the

musies

to

askj

whar is it all about

imo

What is it arraboot?

gonnae no dae that