I'm also going to shave my head then get an ornate gold brillo pad combover bolted on, in honour of Andrew Neil.
With that look, and my new sexy teapot, I'll be beating the Newham babes off with a sh*tty stick.
I'm also going to shave my head then get an ornate gold brillo pad combover bolted on, in honour of Andrew Neil.With that look, and my new sexy teapot, I'll be beating the Newham babes off with a sh*tty stick.
Now all I need to do is just sit back and go round newham in streetview, deciding which of its many Mansions I'll live in.
Bought some old school paper.Now all I need to do is just sit back and go round newham in streetview, deciding which of its many Mansions I'll live in.
Why the **** does the national lottery site always take so long to put the numbers up after the draw?
Can they not keep at least one member of staff on to enter the numbers?
I know I've won, the entrails of the chicken I sacrificed said so this morning, but I need the confirmation.
Why the **** does the national lottery site always take so long to put the numbers up after the draw?Can they not keep at least one member of staff on to enter the numbers?I know I've won, the entrails of the chicken I sacrificed said so this morning
Yes thanks I found it. I'm always a bit scared to use the non official site but I've checked a few and they have same numbers. Ok I'll check my ticket.
If I don't post it's because I'm celebrating or fainted.
(Posted from my yacht in Portugal).
Yes thanks I found it. I'm always a bit scared to use the non official site but I've checked a few and they have same numbers. Ok I'll check my ticket. If I don't post it's because I'm celebrating or fainted.(Posted from my yacht in Portugal).
I bought a few tickets and got very little matched. The portugal thing was because a website said the winner was in Portgual. I was trying to draw you in :P
I bought a few tickets and got very little matched.The portugal thing was because a website said the winner was in Portgual. I was trying to draw you in :P
The lottery is funny, I can put a bet on for £X on betfair and not feel worried, I pay less money for lottery tickets in a shop and because I'm handing over real physical notes, I feel a lot funnier about it!
The lottery is funny, I can put a bet on for £X on betfair and not feel worried, I pay less money for lottery tickets in a shop and because I'm handing over real physical notes, I feel a lot funnier about it!
Considering Portugal is bankrupt, its citizens seem to win the jackpot an unseemly number of times. I suppose it could be bankrupt because they spend all their money on the lottery. Regardless - fk them. I too won £3-70.
Considering Portugal is bankrupt, its citizens seem to win the jackpot an unseemly number of times. I suppose it could be bankrupt because they spend all their money on the lottery. Regardless - fk them. I too won £3-70.