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Barry Conway
19 Nov 15 17:26
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@CourtNewsUK: A nurse convicted of neglect after trying to alleviate patient's constipation with a plastic spoon

@CourtNewsUK: Nurse rubbed three iced buns on her bare bottom and fed them to 'greedy' patient's relative at Christmas party.

@CourtNewsUK: Kidnap victim beaten, burnt with hot iron and and forced to eat a packet of Space Raiders crisps https://t.co/8zOG8fmQDx

@CourtNewsUK: For clarity: man eats crisps in court. Told to leave by usher. Man accuses usher of being 'racist c*ntman'. Holds winky. Leaves the building


@CourtNewsUK: A man lies on the grass outside Woolwich Crown Court casually tossing leaves over his shoulder. Looks like he's had a tremendous night out.

@CourtNewsUK: House of Commons chef slipped up by making a fake personal injury claim when she was caught on CCTV lowering herself onto a wet floor
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Report HH Sultan Vinegar • November 25, 2015 2:23 PM GMT
one which might appeal to CCers is a Nigella Lawson account @CarryOnNigella

tweet examples -


I'm preparing herb breads today. I've done my Thyme Dough and my Sage Dough, but it's my Dill Dough that gives me the most enormous pleasure

I've just bought myself a pet. Sadly not a dog, they're too tying. Still, I expect I'll have enormous fun taking my rabbit up my back garden

Child obesity is the fault of society as a whole. I for one have much sympathy for those poor dinner ladies fingered by Jamie Oliver.

Mr Hollywood has baked me a lovely loaf, but it's too big for my toaster! No matter how hard I try I can't cram his cob into my slot.

and so on Plain
Report Barry Conway • December 2, 2015 7:25 PM GMT
Neil Fox has accidently locked himself in the dock during a break in his evidence #FoxintheBox
Report boxingthefox • December 2, 2015 7:29 PM GMT
You called ShockedLaugh
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