Cynthia Payne RIP

Cynthia Payne (24 December 1932 – 15 November 2015) was an English brothel keeper[1] and party hostess who made the headlines in the 1970s and 1980s, when she was acquitted of running a brothel at 32 Ambleside Avenue, in Streatham, a southwestern suburb of London.[2][3]

Payne first came to national attention in 1978 when police raided her home and found a sex party was in progress. Elderly men paid with luncheon vouchers to dress up in lingerie and be spanked by young women.[4] When the case came to trial in 1980, she was sentenced to eighteen months in prison, reduced to a fine and six months on appeal.[5] She served four months in Holloway prison.[4]

In 1986, the police raided her home again, this time during a "special party" she was hosting after shooting the film of her life had been completed. Although she was acquitted on this occasion,[5] the resulting court case in 1987 made headlines for several weeks with lurid tales, some details of which she aired on The Dame Edna Experience in 1987, with co-guests Sir John Mills and Rudolf Nureyev, on which she also launched her book, Entertaining at Home. The court case ended her career as a party giver.

On the programme, she expressed an interest in becoming a Member of Parliament in order to change Britain's sex laws, which she followed through by standing for Parliament as a candidate for the Payne and Pleasure Party in the Kensington by-election in July 1988, followed by her standing in her own area of Streatham for the Rainbow Dream Ticket in the 1992 UK General Election. She did not gain a parliamentary seat.

There are two films that are loosely based on her life, both released in 1987: Wish You Were Here, about her adolescence, with Emily Lloyd in the lead role, and Personal Services, about her adult life, starring Julie Walters. Both were written (and Wish You Were Here was directed) by David Leland.

Payne made appearances as an after-dinner speaker and launched a range of "adult" services and products in 2006.

Payne died on 15 November 2015, aged 82.[6]

thanks for the mammaries.

Puerile

whip, crack, away.

Some of her clients said she could be a right payne in the arse.... bum bum.

And I've been saving up my luncheon vouchers.
R.I.P. Cynthia I'm sure the boys will miss ya.

Any of her former distinguished clientele on here, or have they all passed into the House of Lords or the afterlife by now?

Not an ex client, but I did have a brief word with her at some charity gig at the magnificent Midland Hotel in Bradford, back in the 80s. Quite an attractive woman, she clearly fancied me, but she was with her husband, or escort maybe, so I didn't pursue it.

What rotten luck.

Yeh, I know. If I was in a marching band I'd be the pianist!

she clearly fancied me,

Did you get that impression when she put out her cigarette on the back of your neck?

She had her brothel in Streatham if memory serves which is not too far from me. Streatham Common used to be crawling with drug addled brasses back in the day and was a very nasty area.

Yes, Slippy. On Ambleside  Avenue. oops.

Rob - you filling in for facts? He must be too busy with his refugees to have spotted that one.

Oldest profession in the World (so they say)- should be legalised here and properley controlled.
If it was ..then maybe Cynthia would have earned a "title" - Dame Cynthia Payne - in recognition for services rendered.
Do you remember when the Director of Public prosecutions (Sir Allan Green) was caught kerb crawling round the back of Kings Cross...