Aunty Post.

Am i speaking to I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, X1 X11, X111, X1V, XV, XV1, XV11, XV111, X1X ?

None.  I'm the one from Jungle Book but got the name wrong.

Ah ok. I asked because number X was a bit of a narky so and so..

Sorry, i didn't introduce myself, i am the chief immigration officer of Chit Chat, but you can call me Abdul..

Good afternoon, Abdul.  Are you a muslim?

Good afternoon Louis. No, my mother travelled a lot though..

Do you remember that song, Abdul Abulbul Amir?

Mr Crumit?

I don't know anything about a Mr Crumit, but there used to be a song when I was a kid about an Abdul Abulbul Amir.

Yes, Mr Crumit sang a version of it. Abdul's friend will be unleashed by Vlad the Inhaler in Syria sometime soon..

Ah, right, never knew who sang it.

It was written by an Irishman during the Russian Turk war i think..

That's a remarkably obscure thing to know about, Abdul.  You didn't google it, did you?  If not, you should be on Pointless!

I told you my mother travelled a lot. Oh, and she's Irish.