Why do women shave their ...

Back?

Top lip?

arms?

a calling g2d thread.

this is clearly another greek bashing thread

the black forest area

hampton court maze

You know, so don't be coy.

But why do they?

Tis a bulldagger thing. Although ladies have done it for centuries (probably to sate their mens taste in young totty) it was the porn industry that made it 'fashionable' When ye have 2 (or more) vagitarians munching away, the audience can't see a lot except wet clinky pubes. So first of all it was "shave around yer gash" then it was "the strip" Then it was "take the lot off" this was no doubt to also assist the paedos in the industry (of which their are many) I hate it when women do it. In fact i won't go near one who does, so invariably my chat up line is......... "Do ye shave yer gash?"

This can of course lead to a slap, or a quim bashing. C'est la vie: eh..

thanks guinness,

I'm much wiser now.

So my next question is ... how do you know all this?

I expect the reply will be something along the line "because I'm a wise forumite"

Nah, just a fully blown perv and hairy fadge connoisseur..

For the life of me I never quite understood why the need for women to shave their armpits...

Didnt gross me out one bit...

Just women bending over due to media and peer presure...

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guinness,
as you are an expert on this (well, you know more than me about it), are there any outward signs that a woman has a smooth bit that should be hairy?

I'm asking for a friend of mine who says his wife has a nice looking friend who seems to be a bit of a minx.
I can't really go straight out and ask her, sorry, advise my friend to go straight out and ask her - is it if they pluck their eyebrows, for example, is this a clue?

For a friend, obv.

TIA

As Étienne Maurice Gérard once said (allegedly) "Ride to the sound of the guns" This has always been my motto. One can only be slapped, and as it isn't your face, please forward my advice..

As for eyebrow plucking, this is a far more serious matter, and i would ask ye to look up HH's long lost relatives (Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade) book: Justine.

So you would turn down a fanny due to being shaved.
Agree it's better uncut but if she's hot get on with it.

have to agree with g2d. Love a hairy one and not at all keen on a shaven plum tbah.

Mrs. Blue has a nice covering for me to graze on, she did say she would be shaven should I want that and my answer was a resounding no.

A muffled "no" surely?

I did come up for air when she asked me and I was quite resounding in my reply

Cannot remember the last time I came across a hairy minge, thankfully.  Not sure any woman under 40 would sport one.

By 'resounding', do you mean like an echo?

never did get the obsession with shaves p****s.
add ar.se slapping and facials to the list as well.

load of sheep too influenced by p0rn IMHO

Slippy
interesting post re your wife.
without wishing to get too personal, and for the sake of research, do you have a pic you could post?
There are some wise forumites who would appreciate a peek, I'm sure.
purely in the interests of research, of course.
TIA

I much prefer shaved, who wants to perform cunnylingus on a hairy mott? It's akin to drinking tea made out of tea leaves.

Not to mention the improved hygiene and odour of the shaven haven.

What happens to the discarded hair - e-bay?

much prefer hair, Chinese girls keep their bush

I wonder how many blokes on here give themselves a trim? It's a good way of adding an inch, just don't go too short because it itches like fook when it grows back!

hairless genitals more resemble pre pubescent females (or males), I'm not making any judgements but those that prefer the shaven approach might need to consult a psychiatrist, just as precaution you understand.

In Horrible Bosses 2, Jen Aniston's character, holding a razor, asks, 'Brazilian or dinner roll?' Never heard that expression before, 'dinner roll'

She could have a jungle down there and I'd gladly get pubes in my teeth!

I've used a comb instead of a toothbrush for 33 years..

Surely that hurts your gums!!?

Love a nice landing strip !

if anyone's interested in what these girls have to go through just so they can have a bald plum, just google
<  Chloe's first Brazilian Wax (full procedure) on Vimeo  >

incredible scenes.

what's wrong with variety ?

I'd always assumed that the idea of shaving was for a popular lady to be able to demonstrate that she was not afflicted by crabs or the clap.

Rosegarden Funeral of Sores by John Cale addresses this issue in an toe-tapping manner.