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01 Aug 15 20:06
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I'm forever single but I'm getting bored of it.
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Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • August 1, 2015 9:07 PM BST
met the wife at bingo, met the girlfriend in amsterdam
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 9:10 PM BST
Laugh How romantic.
Report i_agree_with_nick • August 1, 2015 9:12 PM BST
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
Report a bitofinterest • August 1, 2015 9:16 PM BST
was it the chit chat pub
Report i_agree_with_nick • August 1, 2015 9:19 PM BST
Tbh, I met her in a pool room in Clapham. I didn't catch her name but she looked like something special.

She said she liked to go to discos but she was never on her own.
Report Fashion Fever • August 1, 2015 9:23 PM BST
adult work
Report Zazu • August 1, 2015 9:33 PM BST
Adultfriendfinder
Report Ibrahima Sonko • August 1, 2015 9:40 PM BST
I have posted this before.

Long story short, she was a year above me at school but she a popular and i was not a girl. She went away soon after.

5 years later me and my mate were in M&S when she walked by near the underwear part, we gave a  oooraghhhwaaah.

So, nightclub later that day, she walked by, i said nice underwear, m&s imho. It worked.
Report minardi • August 1, 2015 9:41 PM BST
in a night club back in 1989 .. the mother of my 2 children .. we have never married.
Report MC Roller • August 1, 2015 9:44 PM BST
Outside weight watchers. I think she was impressed with my chat up line....

Fancy a bag of chips.
Report David Fishwick Minibus Sales • August 1, 2015 9:51 PM BST
Ibrahima Sonko    01 Aug 15 21:40 
i said nice underwear, m&s imho. It worked.


good job it wasn't the c&a line
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 9:59 PM BST
a bitofinterest 01 Aug 15 21:16
was it the chit chat pub

Are you gay?
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 10:00 PM BST
...I wish I was. I'd get so much sausage.
Report The Leopard • August 1, 2015 10:03 PM BST
^ Oooooh, get her !
Report s.kenbo • August 1, 2015 10:09 PM BST
I met my missus on the fourth day of a five day bender I was on. It was in a pub in the next town to where I lived. I charmed her with my drunken bravado, and dazzled her with my pool/darts talent. That was on a Thursday night and we arranged to meet up on the Saturday to watch England play Portugal in the World Cup, (the famous Ronaldo wink). Come Saturday though I was bedridden after too much sauce that week that I had to ring her up to say I wouldn't be able to make it. I thought that'd be the end of us before it even started, but we're still together now over nine years later.

She must've been fooking bonkers! Laugh

I really don't know where the time's gone.
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 10:43 PM BST
The Leopard 01 Aug 15 22:03
^ Oooooh, get her !

Been hit on a few times when I've been out by gay guys ffs!

Nice story s.kenbo.
Report Zazu • August 1, 2015 10:58 PM BST
If youre currently attracting men then I suggest you  change the way you dress and act
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 11:01 PM BST
I only wear your standard button shirt. The trouble might be MDMA. I love it but I want to just hug everybody when I'm wired.
Report aasbff • August 1, 2015 11:38 PM BST
And just booze can make me say bad/slightly aggressive things. Devil
Report charwell. • August 1, 2015 11:42 PM BST
At a swingers club.
Report JOCI Club • August 2, 2015 12:02 AM BST
St Andrews University, 1985.
Report JOCI Club • August 2, 2015 12:05 AM BST
Disco, think she was dressed as a St Trinian's schoolgirl, replete with hockey stick.
Report Facts • August 2, 2015 12:41 AM BST
*'complete ?
Report egner • August 2, 2015 12:43 AM BST
....first met when I paid her for sex..........

....then romance and friendship blossomed...........yep.
Report Jack Hacksaw • August 2, 2015 9:10 AM BST
Next door neighbour.
Report GRANTCKING • August 2, 2015 11:49 AM BST
street corner Wink
Report aasbff • August 2, 2015 11:50 AM BST
I've got a feeling there's quite a few single forumites.
Report Platini • August 2, 2015 2:43 PM BST
Outofmyleague.com Wink
Report xmoneyx • August 2, 2015 2:56 PM BST
dating her mother
Report aasbff • August 2, 2015 5:10 PM BST
I thought there would be some better stories. I'm disappointed.
Report the.mad.dog.man • August 2, 2015 5:26 PM BST
madam tussauds
Report curious-cat • August 2, 2015 6:48 PM BST
pub on a Friday lunchtime ... met regularly before arranging a date.

she took a long time to ask me Grin
Report Aunty Post • August 2, 2015 8:25 PM BST
"Take 5" disco...Xmas eve '67.

Had a few beers with the guys first and then took the bus to Leeds.

Left my six month old "Cortina GT" outside of the police station, where I thought it would be safe (can you imagine doing that now with six pints inside you)?

Later, no chance of a taxi as there were hundreds at the rank.

Set off to walk, and it was a beautiful still and crisp evening but, after a couple of hundred yards, we got a lift from a nice guy in a Jag.

Frankly, with the mood and attraction being as it was, I could have walked for miles.....Love
Report FlowerMyth • August 2, 2015 8:58 PM BST
Couldn't help but be amused by that. The Cortina GT gets mentioned, the Jag gets mentioned - even the bus gets more mention than the girl. Typical Aunty Grin
Report xmoneyx • August 3, 2015 3:40 AM BST
try p.o.f
Report TommyBarnes • August 3, 2015 9:30 AM BST
Met my missus at an AA meeting. Judging from what you said about MDMA give NA a try just remember the odds are good but the goods are odd Crazy
Report Aunty Post • August 3, 2015 10:38 AM BST
Edited specially for you "FlowerMyth".

"Take 5" disco...Xmas eve '67.

Had a few beers with the guys first and then took the bus to Leeds. Sorry I can't give any more information about the bus except it was big and smelly,
and made me feel sick.

Left my car outside of the police station, where I thought it would be safe (can you imagine doing that now with six pints inside you)?

Later, no chance of a taxi as there were hundreds at the rank.

Set off to walk, and it was a beautiful still and crisp evening but, after a couple of hundred yards, we got a lift from a nice guy in a big car.

Frankly, with the mood and attraction being as it was, I could have walked for miles.....Love
Report Foinavon • August 3, 2015 10:42 AM BST
What car were you driving back then Aunty?
Report Aunty Post • August 3, 2015 11:37 AM BST
Sorry, I'm not allowed to say, but there is a subtle clue here....Wink
Report FlowerMyth • August 3, 2015 11:43 AM BST
Laugh
Report kenny mann • August 3, 2015 11:46 AM BST
1967 in Leeds was mainly spent at the "Yorkshire Hussars", Aunty, at the bottom of The Headrow. A whole bevy of beauties were always available in the bar upstairs. Building demolished not so long ago.
Report Clouseau • August 3, 2015 11:53 AM BST
P1ssed up Chit-Chatter
on a hillside desolate
will Nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming jag
this charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Shocked
Report alun2005 • August 3, 2015 12:22 PM BST
… or maybe a case of 'Hailstones, driven home. In a car - no brakes ? I don't mind'...
Report Foinavon • August 3, 2015 12:54 PM BST
Oh I see Aunty. Cortina GT was a great car back then, wish I could have afforded one.
Have always like Fords and drive one now.
Report Aunty Post • August 3, 2015 1:39 PM BST
Tommy, I was with RAC. Liked the badge better, and if it was good enough for "The Royals" it was good enough for me!

Cost new, Foinavon, £827.00, including seat belts which were not mandatory back then.
Report Foinavon • August 3, 2015 1:46 PM BST
I didn't have the money back in '67 as I had just finished Uni and was in debt. Bet your new girlfriend was impressed.
Although I had no money, I still had a nice girlfriend who was happy to walk. Life was simpler then.
Report Foinavon • August 3, 2015 1:51 PM BST
To comply with the theme of the thread, I met that girlfriend while at school. She was also a friend of my sister which made things easier.
Report aasbff • August 3, 2015 3:03 PM BST
I wouldn't say I've got a drug problem, I've got more of a gambling problem. Laugh

1967? That's 22 years before I was even born. I bet it was a lot simpler back then.

A lot of girls I know get far too pissed and sleep around too much. It's like a cesspit of STDs. If you find a nice girl nowadays, everyone's after them thanks to social media. Sad
Report barstool • August 3, 2015 3:58 PM BST
I met her outside the Pawnbrokers and she kissed me under the balls.
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