After measuring my first wife's minge crack, I phoned the Guinness Book Of Records.
'My wife minge is 15 inches long, is that a record?' I asked
They said 'No. But it will take some licking.'
After measuring my first wife's minge crack, I phoned the Guinness Book Of Records. 'My wife minge is 15 inches long, is that a record?' I asked They said 'No. But it will take some licking.'