CALLING SLIPPY BLUE

Yes Alun, just got back from walking Muttley. How can I be of assistance?

Phew, thank the Lord I've found you.

Slippy  - I am, to say the least, a bit worried for you my friend.

Are you ABSOLUTELY, 200% sure that you have every shirt on the hangers pointing the same way, AND shoes, left right,, not the other way around ???

Quite frankly I am greatly concerned about the devastating consequences that might materialise if they are otherwise.

Go on, have another check.

Jesus Slippy will be missing for days now, alun, you are not the messiah you are a very naughty boy.

If I knew where he lived I'd break in and mix them all up.

aka

I don't need to check Alun, I just know it to be the case  . I've just literally took my trainers off after the dog walking and as sure as eggs are eggs they are lined up by the front door in the correct order, left facing right. All shirts, suits, anything on a hanger is facing in the same way in the walk in wardrobe, inwards. I've been like that ever since I can remember to be honest. it must be the Virgo in me, bit of a perfectionist/eccentric. So don't you fret about me Alun, everything is completely in order but thanks for your concern anyway.

akabula, well worthy of a

I can't be the only person on here with such traits shirley? I remember our man Angoose was exactly the same as me in fact he said he sacked a maid who got the hanger thing messed up

Slippy I do the same with my shirts and suits.

Thank the Lord for that Slips. Just as long as you are SURE, you know.

I am a bit ashamed for asking to be fair.

At least I have so few shirts and shoes I don't let it become a pre-occupation.

There you go, boxingthefox does the same as me. I bet this form of OCD is far more common than people think.

Slippy is Bond. Jermiah Bond. Licence to mince.

My OCDs are far worse, and much too embarrassing to be confessed on THAT thread.

I find the floor has far more space than wardrobes.

EO on form as usual,

If I was Foxy, right now I'd be racing up the stairs as fast as possible to make sure they were all in the correct position in the wardrobe, ESPECIALLY because a potential intruder such as Aka  might have messed them all up.

I'm the same Alan. Whenever my services as a gigolo are required I charge by the inch and I am most scrupulous not to give more than the fillies have paid for. Why even Rocco's niece wouldn't get it all.

Sh1t, poste in haste, repent.....

I took a Saturday job in Burtons in the 60s when at uni.
My main job was to constantly go round and tidy up the suits after the customers.
They all faced left and I had to pack them up and tuck the left sleeve in.
I lasted 3 Saturdays and now take pride in my suits/shirts hanging willy nilly.

  EO

I was thinking of posting a picture of them but I wouldn't want to be responsible for Slippy having a breakdown.

"now take pride in my suits/shirts hanging willy nilly." is that a euphemism,

  Aka

I don't think there's any doubt we've ALL learned something important tonight.

In future some people will have to ensure they've locked every door in the house before they go out, and triple-checked it to be on the safe side, because of the frankly calamitous consequences to their wardrobes that might otherwise arise.

I hadn't realised that these Wardrobe Messers were running rampant around our once-safe neighbourhoods, but there's little doubt the phenomenon exists. And coming to a street near YOU.

Too bl00dy late to tell me that now, I have just done all the above, and probably won't sleep tonight even though nursie has reassured me no one can get in to this secure unit after 20.30. still worried.

"My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. Which is probably why his submarine sank."  Milton Jones.

Genuine Akabula. Thing is, I couldn't give a monkeys how anyone else lives, my house is in order and that's all that counts. I don't mind lobbing socks and boxers on the floor mind, I'm not that bad.

aka I bet you hang your green and white hooped sports leisure shirt up very carefully.

I don't have a green and white hooped top to hang Foxy but if someone came in to my house wearing one then I'm sure I could find a rope.

Slippy the space I use for my clothes is a 'wardrobe' I created in an alcove.
It's not very big though and (please sit down before you read on) I have more than 1 shirt on most hangers.

I know

^^ Sports shirt

Jul 13, 2015 -- 3:35PM, akabula wrote:

Slippy the space I use for my clothes is a 'wardrobe' I created in an alcove.It's not very big though and (please sit down before you read on) I have more than 1 shirt on most hangers.

You're yanking my chain now akabula. I'm more than happy to have a laugh with the chaps, in fact you all know me, I enjoy the craic  but you shouldn't make up silly stuff like that.

Slippy seems perfectly normal to me but then I'm a bit of a nutter

Nope. 3 and 4 on some, casual shirts though not dress ones. I have my pride.

I am normal Hank, totally normal When I saw this thread I thought Alun was going to ask me about the rugby world cup or buying property in Spain. Certainly not about my shirts and shoes 'issues.'

NAKED GROUP HUG IN SLIPPYS WARDROBE IMMINENT

watch where you put those coat hangers ffs

Is that a tie hanger bito, or are you just pleased to see me,

just a flesh coloured torch

1 triple A battery?

SlippyBlue   
13 Jul 15 20:53 
it must be the Virgo in me, bit of a perfectionist/eccentric.

I'm a Virgoan, but I'm sane.

Yeah right, of course you are

As far as I'm aware, I'm OCD free.

Unless my OCD is to forget my OCDs