University Challenge

Looks like a ladyboy

Sounds like Hayley Turner

In a word, supercilious.

No wonder I can't win on here if I'm up against people that watch University Challenge!

She needs to sort out her left eyebrow.

Every time she spoke it went higher than the right one.

Was that the strange boy playing for Peterhouse? Put me in mind of what Michael Give would have been like had he ever been young.

Gove even, poxy auto-correct.

No, Woods was the female captain.

The one from London with the surprisingly deep voice or the clever girl from the winning team?

Early front runner in the Miss University Challenge 2015 contest.

jed.davison   
14 Jul 15 01:31 
The one from London with the surprisingly deep voice or the clever girl from the winning team?

Ffs Jed, read da fred...innit.

My comment on her left eyebrow clearly shows which of the two female captains she happens to be.

possibly the best subject ever last night.

'Hello my name's Kate Lyons, I'm from Nottingham and I'm studying for an MD in sphincter preservation.’



.
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/05/someone-on-university-challenge-said-they-were-studying-sphincter-preservation-and-everyone-lost-it-5423286/#ixzz3nm1IohYy

but I must say - it does have a ring to it.

Dont think id want her making my dinner.