I have decided to turn off the WWW - No more internet for anyone.

Using my vast unearthly powers I have decided the internet is over rated. Pretty Boring. I'm going to turn it off at the source... somewhere in the Amazon. So from the end of July no more internet Stuff will be streaming to your houses. You need the fresh air and exercise. You need to stop eating Sugar and salt from large bowls and get some good sleep. Thus I command.

PS. if there are lawyers reading this - don't take it literally - you schmucks.