people who greet you with "hello honkytonk"

I rarely wonder what it must be like to go to a gay bar.

Been to a few gay bars with a friend. Lots of drugs but you never see a pool table.

just pocket billiards

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"friend "
yeah right

paddle couldn't have put it worse if he tried. He should have started his post saying, "I've got a friend who........"

Kind of ironic the name of the club was the Kremlin.

At the time my friend confided with me he had become gay. Thought it would be a nice touch if me and my wife went out with him for the night. No big story.

A right nice touch no doubt. You naughty boy.

oohher err

i do like him

Good evening Bito.

Good news - Crisp is apparently well and travelling at the moment. He may be off playing Bridge somewhere.

as opposed to jumping off one, like the rest of us that read the forum in the run up to the election.

a naked group hug in the thailand "tuchyertoeandhoonose" bistro beckons

It's like Are You Being Served in here tonight.

Poor Crisp. I think he loves Labour and was probably upset when he saw the exit poll. Don't think he liked what Kinnock said either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaboGNp0crs

did kinnock call crisp a honkytonk ?

i , m not free
comma space for those who must be obeyed

Perhaps given the good Capt's comments we could merge this thread with the one on prostitution?

i'm amazed anyone can post on this thread with all those limp wrists

Well I looked it up Bito and it means: 'disreputable bar'. Kinnock was talking about 'fear' - probably economy and the SNP.

i haven't read this thread properly but what I've garnered so far is that Neil Kinnock got the fear whilst playing pocket billiards in the toilets of a disreputable bar, and ended up with a right nice touch

it might have been the chit chat pub





somebody must go in there

From a limp wrist.

What's happened to Tommy - haven't seen his posts for a while?

Bito,

Do you like Golden Horn?

Goldie Hawn was a looker. Still not too bad at 69.

I haven't had a cream horn for years.

i may obtain a golden horn when i attend royal ascot on tuesday,with my trusty hoover

Oh you are awful

I've been in a homosexual bar it was hilarious

Around about 1992/3 me and Mrs SAGC were on a weekend away in Sussex, and long before it became a proper haven for poofs, rug munchers and life's general w*nkers, we found ourselves in Brighton one night.

We went into a bar on the pier, which was packed. Mrs SAGC stood by a window while I wedged myself between the crowd to get to the bar.

As I was getting my drinks I felt a hand stroke my arse cheeks.

I picked up the drinks, turned around, and saw a group of 4 men and women behind me.

I looked each one in the eyes, but there was no response.

I assume whoever did it had walked on.

Tbf I was facking gorgeous so it could have been a member of either sex.

So was I,had plenty of blokes enquiring mainly in the 70s!

ur age group

Bump

I've never heard anyone say that. is this for real?

When I was a 17 year old student in 1980, I worked in a hotel in Bournemouth. I overheard one of the residents call the barman "Loveyducks". That is the only time I have ever heard anybody say it. I later asked the barman if I'd heard correctly. Apparently I did, the barman told me that the resident was sounding him out to see if he was up for a bit of bumming. I remember being totally shocked.

A spanish tramp in town ive known for ages through rough bookies and boozers often greets me "Hello Honkytonk"

Thought the only person who said that was Dick Emery

Great to see spelling back.