WHEN YOU ASK FOR 2 ROUNDS OF BREAD AND BUTTER IN A CHIP SHOP

IM A  CUSTOMER NOT A PIG

I WANT IT TO LOOK DESIRABLE AS WELL AS TASTE NICE

I KNOW ITS NOT JUST ME ,I LOOK AT PEOPLES FACES WHEN THEIR PRESENTED WITH A PIECE OF BREAD AND BUTTER NOT CUT IN HALF ,THEY SEEM TO SIGH,,ITS ALL RIGHT SAYING YOU CAN CUT IT IN HALF YOURSELF BUT ITS NOT THE SAME,THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE

AND PEOPLE WONT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE TOLD TO FU** OFF BY THE STAFF IF THEY DONT LIKE IT

If you want to make a chip butty, a whole slice of bread is preferable to a cut piece.

Weapons of mass destruction.

NOT MY CHIP BUTTIES

YOU GO IN A POSH CHIP SHOP WHERE ROYALTY HAVE THEIR DINNER AND THEY WOULDNT DARE PRESENT A FULL ROUND OF BREAD AND BUTTER TO THEM ,

I   DONT VISIT THE POSH ONES BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD TOO THESE DAYS

Once it was Blackpool seafront chippies, now Salford Docks, how the mighty have fallen

NO SALFORD DOCKS NOW , ITS SALFORD QUAYS WITH SAILING BOATS,WATERSIDE APPARTMENTS AND FRANKEE AND BENNYS RESTRAUNTS ETC

Aye I kind of forget it's all done up now, fish n chips will be £20 there now no doubt.

Did you call them Manchester or Salford Docks when younger Do Wah?

Got to go now ,going to see my mam shes poorly,see you later

SALFORD DOCKS NEVER MANCHESTER DOCKS

BYE BYE DOO WAH

Funny that as the sign said Manchester but I assume always known as Salford

You can tell when you're in the house of proper person.
They always offer you cucumber sandwiches diagonally sliced.

You can't hide class.

Watch out for that ccocked little finger as well when they hold their cup of tea.

That's another dead giveaway.

I wonder if DwD ccocks his little finger when he drinks his pint of beer?

You have been having a hard time recently Do Wah and I sympathise with you.

Rest assured that when one goes for tea and sandwiches at the Ritz the crusts are cut off and the rounds quartered before being served on a silver stand. Happily there are still places where standards are maintained in this country.

Should Her Majesty go to Salford for fish and chips sometime in the future, her entourage would have to be on the lookout lest the silver platter and cutlery be stolen by the locals.

MY MAM ALLWAYS CUTS THE CRUSTS OFF MY SANWICHES AND CUTS MY BR3AD AND BUTTER IN HALF AND WHEN I HAVE EGG BUTTIES SHE CUTTS THEM IN QUARTERS,BUY I DONT GET SILVER SERVICE,I DONT LIKE THE BEANS IN CHILLY CONCARNEE SO SHE TAKES THEM OUT FOR ME

Your Mam's a diamond Do Wah, look after her.

Do wah I hope your mam is getting better..she is a gem.

Slightly off Diagonalism is  paramount to the perfect piece