Homes Under The Hammer - well played that man

^^^time for spellingandgrammarchecker to do his work

Aye. That's the problem with a username like that.

Not a problem for me, I never chose it.

Bloke paid £439,000 for a 3 bed terraced house in Southfields, London.

He made a profit after spending £110,000 on it.

But that's a facking stupid price for such a small house, profit or not.

presenters never seem to notice that no property in london
ever goes for even close to guide price, Savills the auction house
obviously
under price to attract interest

i always read that plumbers ,plasters,decorators , builders earn fortunes in london,but everyone on this show spends 6 months putting in new kitchens,bathrooms,extensions ,knock walls down all for under 20 grand,even without fixtures and fitting, skips,deliverys etc,etc wouldnt even a workforce of 2 cost 20 grand in wages over 6 months in london,

Don't assume that all properties at auctions go for less than their value.
Plenty of punters slip up, and they sometimes put one on who's bought a lemon.

Another point is about the valuations at the end.
These are mostly wishful thinking.
A valuation is only a starting point to come down from in many cases.
And we have to bear in mind that the location of some of these properties make them difficult sellers as well. That's why many of them are in the auction.

There's plenty of money to be made doing up property, but you have to know the game or chance to luck.

ITS ALL RIGHT BUYING THESE PROPERTIES BUT WHAT HAPPENS ,IF THE GERMANS DECLARE WAR AND BOMB YOUR HOME,YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT,

That's cheered me up Do Wah. After the doin my team got yesterday I was down in the dumps.

If YOU HAD A MORGUAGE IN THE SECOND WORLD WAR YOU STILL HAD TO PAY IT WAR OR NO WAR

THERE WILL BE PEOPLE RUNNING ABOUT LIKE HEAD LESS CHICKENS ,SAYING THE MORGAUGE BROKER NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT WARS,I CANT BE EXPECTED TO PAY FOR A BOMBED OUT HOUSE

AND IF YOU LIVE IN RENTED PROPERTY  YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE PROPERTY AS YOU LEFT IT ,OR THE LANLORD WILL SUE YOU

AS YOU FOUND IT I MEAN^^^^^ ALL THIS TALK OF WAR IS MAKING MY NERVES BAD

YOU COULD ALSO HAVE DISPUTES WITH YOUR NEIGHBOURS OVER BOUNDRY FENCES IF THE GERMAN LUFFWAFER BOMB THE FENCES

THESE MONEY PEOPLE WANT THE HOUSES TO BE WORTH ALOT SO THEY CAN GET A COUNTRY TO BOMB THEM ,SO THEY CAN REBUILD THEM FOR LARGE PROFITS,YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT,

THESE WARS ARE ALL ABOUT  MAKING MONEY NOT FREEDOM

Homes would really be under the hammer if we had another war.

BEFORE YOU SIGN ANY DOCUMENT ASK THE ESTATE AGENT WHAT HAPPENS IF THERES A WAR,
AND TAKE NO NOTICE OF HIM IF HE LAUGHS IT OFF AND SAYS WEAR A TIN HELMET AND GAS MASK,TELL HIM YOU WANT ANSWERS