A very unsavoury question....

I have it on good authority she has been in adult nappies for years.

gets a few flunkies in to lick it clean, apologies if anyone is eating at this time.

you are sick to even suggest our sovereign would abuse a latrine in that way ffs man show some respect you pleb

Genuine question..do you think she wipes her own arse?

obviously these matters are the responsibility of the Lord Privy Seal.

wtf is a gravel rash

no idea but I'm reporting you all

Her Maj only uses the throne for a quiet read of the newspaper.

GRANTCKING  • May 28, 2015 5:00 PM BST 
wtf is a gravel rash

Fek knows. AP lives in his own wee world. A world of burnt orange, beige and russet.
I would love to see that bus shelter outside his house that he painted.

"wtf is a gravel rash " It's a description of Aunty Post's complexion

I agree with my friend Burt.

HM has served this country well.

A very fine second innings in progress from Her Majesty, complimenting her first one nicely.
Australia know when they are beaten. They even had a vote on it once and agreed to keep her on as their spiritual Head Coach acknowledging that she had won and that they had lost.
The Scottish bowlers in 2014 were a bit frisky pace-wise, but she fended them off too, earning some applause from a few of them this week.

Indeed akabula, I totally agree with that but those complete and utter ponces Andrew and Edward just irate me beyond words.

13 thread starters in 10 days for Aunty Post 

how does he keep coming up with so many questions ? 

Genuine question..do you think she wipes her own arse?

Good question.

Henry the 8th would certainly not have done so!

"The Master Of The Stool" had that responsibility, but one false move and CHOP!

There would appear to be a fair few posters on here obsessed with stats, and historic posts, which reminds me that the person who introduced me to the wonders of our hosts (Betfair) told me that "Chit Chat" was a no go area.

Counting a members threads has to be from a very sad and lonely person!

For the record, the offending bus shelter wasn't outside my house, but too close for comfort.

Watch this space for a photo of how it is now.

Poo is a great leveller.  It doesn't matter if you're a tramp on the street or Lord Sugar; David Beckham, Sienna Miller, Olympia Valance or Osama bin Laden.  Everyone has to stop to shìt.  That girl in the queue whose árse you're admiring is quite possibly thinking "hurry up, I need a dump".

Counting a members threads has to be from a very sad and lonely person!
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13 thread starters in 10 days .Hmmm

I last started a thread on chit chat some 4 years ago for the record .


just bemused by some of the questions AP -wasn't having a go 

SlippyBlue  • May 28, 2015 7:43 PM BST 
Indeed akabula, I totally agree with that but those complete and utter ponces Andrew and Edward just irate me beyond words.

Every family has it's black sheep.

REPORTED

A most unseemly thread

Aunty Post  • May 28, 2015 8:07 PM BST 
For the record, the offending bus shelter wasn't outside my house, but too close for comfort.
Watch this space for a photo of how it is now.

I can't wait. Hope it's better than some of your earlier works.

Gravel rash would injuries usually suffered when falling  off a MotorBike/Bike ,Pebble Dashes is the correct Description one
is looking for

Facts just texted me and said "poo-rile thread"

Yeah, just to catch up....thanks Coach

Also "Gravel Rash" should be "Gravel Dash" if that makes more sense!

Here for your delight is said bus shelter, which has been reasonably maintained, although there were some framed prints
there previously.
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My place, to the left, was bought in'76, but imagine if you will, how bad it was to arrive home, and have the eyesore of graffiti
that was there at the time!

looks a nice part of the world aunty where is it ?

It's Burton Salmon near to Monk Fryston.

I had been commuting about 25 miles x 2 for three years, so moved here to be nearer to the brewery, at Tadcaster.
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https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.740736,-1.257442,3a,75y,65.03h,83.64t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sgKw0UCy6AYYUnRq_-5ekkw!2e0

We didn't do the veg plots at the front, but we had a superb rear garden, and obviously he didn't want to compromise that.
Quite a good idea really as it's neat and easier to work being raised.

that shelter's not very good for seeing buses coming is it?! Hope it's not a request stop.

Aunty, is this wise....you have revealed where you live....Secret Squirrel may view this thread or any of the more fruity posters....shotgun under bed tonight for safety

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/property-history/2-ledgate-lane/burton-salmon/leeds/ls25-5jy/32962752

Hope you got rid of that terrible wall-paper going up the stairs !

tt ?

Well hats off to you AP you've done the shelter proud.
I knew it would be Beige though.

Nice house but that wallpaper is gross. The rest looks tip top though.

AP
don't have any arguments with the nutters from the politics forum if they come on here, they'll firebomb your house.

That would be one way of getting rid of the wallpaper.

AND the bus-shelter! 

Oh my Gawd!!!!

Well done for finding that. Don't know how I missed it as was only searching for the postcode (that I couldn't recall) a month ago,
for Linzy's Australian visa application.

I think they were making some sort of statement, with that wallpaper, which has brought on a migraine here!

I was out of it in '79.

doantwin2easy 29 May 15 16:48
that shelter's not very good for seeing buses coming is it?! Hope it's not a request stop

It's built like that so that the people in the houses don't get their view spoiled by having to look at the scruffy poor people waiting for the bus.

Aunty ,stop telling the world how clver you are ,what a lovely house you live in ,what alovely village you live in, what a great job you have ,how  you did this and how you did that .






Freak

Well hats off to you AP you've done the shelter proud.
I knew it would be Beige though.

Remember that this was an incredible 38 years ago..... ridiculous!

It was actually a pretty unique colour, as I mixed up all the exterior paint that I had, and it was somewhat darker at the time!

Just nice to see that they are keeping up to it, and the element of "riff-raff" are off the scene.

AP.
Used to drive through Monk Fryston and Burton Salmon most days when I lived in Selby,nice places was nice to see pics of area I recognised

There has obviously been some development in the area since the 70s but this is how the bus stop looked after Aunty Post had given it the makeover

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Unfortunately AP did such a great job that a tramp took up residence in it.... hence the brick wall we now see to shield the house owner's view.

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This is how it's done "Baltimore Style"

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what you'd call a sheltered life AP

That was taken by my Gemma when she was on business in The States.

She was working in the car and her driver said "Miss, we have arrived in Baltimore".

That was the first thing she saw.

Not sure whether he was drunk or dead!

I just needed a lie down !