Jailed for stealing chocolate

Don't get your Snickers in a Twix, about it.

Brilliant reply from Kenny there.Lol.

I've been to Spoons', sharpens the wit.

I've just quickly scanned the whole Guardian page. I may have missed it, but I can't see a report of the 13 year old girl raped by an asian in Kingston-Upon-Thames.

some sort of criminal triangle

It appeared on BBC TV news pages this morning.I joked with Mrs SAGC that he's going to be sacked for stating the rapist was asian. It's gone now. But a lot of Saturdays news is still there.

Maybe they don't want to tarnish the good name of Asians.

Azif ?

Apparently captured by a bounty hunter.

They were Kinder took by Surprise.

tbf certain elements of this forum have been crying out on the border forces to cut down on the amount of curly wurlies being smuggled into the country so hats off to the law enforcement agencies..

You risk your life stealing chocolate in shopping centres these days, security staff are all armed with mall tasers.

You mean this?http://www.itv.com/news/london/update/2015-05-26/13-year-old-raped-after-agreeing-to-meet-man-in-kingston/

That's ITV news. A different kettle of fish to the BBC and The Guardian.

Guy should be put behind bars.

taxi for sagc

I didn't call a taxi.

no, I did - to take you to the right thread

oh, and taxi is a brand of chocolate bar btw - probably from before your time though

off Topic

"One of the stolen trailers contained £201,000 worth of Toblerone, which has never been recovered."Apparently they'd rented a deposit box in Hatton Garden to stash the loot!

Toblerone, out on its ownTriangular chocolate, that's TobleroneMade with triangular almonds from triangular treesAnd triangular honey from triangular beesAnd oh, Mr Confectioner please...Give me Tobleronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxFiVgD2xNk

Bermuda triangle

Haulage company - Norbert Dentrianngle