French Open Tennis 2015

Didn't you hear MD ?

Hear what, Pumpy?

He got married

Lol, yes

How did the british no2 get on ?

Curious case that one Sonko. Had his application been rejected, would ITV have shown his match? Or course they wouldn't. So why do they think people support tennis players simply because of three letters after their name? Tennis players don't really represent any country when competing for themselves.

Not as pumped up for this as I normally am, but I think that is because I am going to witness the end of rafa's era

Well played Heather

I'd forgotten Andy's match had started

Call myself a fan?

Andy is wearing all black

I'm sure he plays better when wearing black.

First set to Andy

No surprise Watson won. She has ditched the unflattering boxer shorts and gone for big knicks. When she progresses to a thong, Wimbers title awaits..

Andy is looking as fit as a flea!

Andy won the second set but they have left him to watch the ladies.

Andy through to the second round

We have a long two weeks ahead

Well done Kyle Edmund winning a 5 set epic.

I had never heard of him, he looks a decent player.

Agreed anubis that's a fantastic effort and a huge win.

Your son is making his race debut today Mrs Diva

this must be the colt by high chaparral

what's he called�

ahh, by Lonhro i see

Djokovic up against Nieminen today

i have but one question about this match

Yep, came 8th as $3.70 favourite, but I guess it might need a bit more distance.

Which question? I know everything about tennis.

is nieminen finnish?

Kvitova struggled but got there in the end.

Well i've given up watching it. 3 channels covering it, one facks to show some non-entity pushbike druggy race. Which leaves us with 2 channels showing the same dross. There are more than top seeds at the event you facking cretins. Seeds going out everywhere and we have to watch the usual suspects beating up nomarks.
CRAP

One of my usual suspects was turned over by a no-mark.

Over 100 first round matches to choose from, how hard can it be to find 5 shorties for an acca.

4 winners + one loser

Does anyone know if there was anything wrong with Dimitrov today?

Case in point there. Showing massacres and Halep (3rd seed) in deep trouble and not a shot shown.

Fight in the stands just gone on during the Fognini - Paire match up.

They must have had Eurosport pushbiking on and got peeved..

"Your son is making his race debut today Mrs Diva"

Aww, thanks Joel, he did his best

Andy playing R2 tomorrow afternoon.

I'm away all weekend and  most of next week. Will be around for the Semis and the Final

Probably won't catch the Semis.

Will be very happy if Andy makes it to the Final.

Loving the itv coverage

I'm not. Lots of John Inverdale crapping on talking shyte when there is loads of live action they could be showing. B0llocks.

Djokovic looks a cert to win the french open.

No neck Inverdale wants depositing from a great height. Hopefully Bartoli suddenly remembers what he said about her and does the deed...

My Ukraine target has made the quarter finals..

I take it back what i said about itv's coverage, not showing the match of the tournament.

Djoko whopped his butt

What an animal. Mugray should feign an injury (deja vu) to save himself some embarrassment..

We, as Brits are very lucky to have Mr A Murray.

It might be another 70 odd years before we get another winner like him..

Serena 1.11 backers a tad worried

Not sure what to make of Serena, no energy, looks ill but smashes the ball all over the court.

She's a con merchant. Always has been..

I hope Lucie beats Williams, but I doubt if she will.

Strange odds on Djoko v Muzza, 1.2 seems awfully short, i was expecting nearer the same odds as the QF v Nadal, it seems the market is based on the odds of Djoko to win the tournie from the start.

Nadal was totally out of condition, read somewhere that his muscle % was miles away from when he was at the top.

Still not brave enough to back Murray at 5.8, probably wait till the final when you should get 1.33 against warinka

Stan will struggle to beat Jo...

match over

djokovic hasn't lost a meaningful match for about 6 months. won the tour finals, last 5 masters series he's entered and oz open. his dominance is pretty much unprecedented even in this most difficult of eras

murray clearly the number 2 player this year but someway below that level. he's only lost to djokovic this year in tournaments of any consequence

I have just had to go out unexpectedly arrived home to find no tennis on ITV4

Was setting the recorder for F1 for Mr Makybe and cane across the tennis on ITV1. I could have missed it

Anway Andy still in it

Looks like they've just started the final set.

Time to get behind the sofa

Lots of typos.

So excited!

What time's Murray back on please?

ah, ignore that, just read above.

He's on now, Kenny.

Djokovic 2-0 up and serving, 15-15

watching, thanks for reminder.

30-15

Andy needs to put his black t-shirt back on.

6-3 6-3 5-7 5-7 3-0

not looking good

C'MON ANDY

3-1

Andy has done so well to get this far but I will still be gutted if he loses this.

Get ready

Oh well...

Aww, poor Andy.

Well played Djoko.

Andy should be very proud of himself. Well done andy.